{"title":"Cards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"gift-card","title":"Gift Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eShopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? Give them the gift of choice with a UntamedEgo LLC. gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"$25.00","offer_id":42524840952056,"sku":"N0000218S00","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$50.00","offer_id":12331773591629,"sku":"N0000219S00","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$100.00","offer_id":12331773624397,"sku":"N0000220S00","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$150.00","offer_id":43485430153464,"sku":"N0000221S00","price":150.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$200.00","offer_id":43485430513912,"sku":"N0000222S00","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"$250.00","offer_id":43485430841592,"sku":"N0000223S00","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/gift-card-6059155.png?v=1777693508"},{"product_id":"karen-birthday-card","title":"Karen Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e2020 has been such a Karen and this Birthday card is the best card of the year!  Our High quality cards are guaranteed to leave a lasting impression and you will win the best gift award.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUntamedego Exclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e High Quality Paper with Gloss Covering\/  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7x5 Front \u0026amp; Back Folded Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank White Envelopes Included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank Inside so you can write your own personalized message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34746581975195,"sku":"","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/karen-birthday-card-1803923.jpg?v=1777693449"},{"product_id":"oh-schitt-birthday-card","title":"Oh Schitt Birthday Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArt by Dark Vsions. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArt is only licensed to Untamedego LLC.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•15 pt Quality stock Paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 7x5 Front \u0026amp; Back Folded Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank White Envelopes Included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34847758680219,"sku":"","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/oh-schitt-birthday-card-3809472.jpg?v=1777693449"},{"product_id":"ew-its-your-birthday-greeting-card","title":"Ew It's Your Birthday Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArt is only licensed to Untamedego LLC.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 15 pt High Quality stock paper with gloss cover\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 7x5 Front \u0026amp; Back Folded Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank White Envelopes Included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":34847904891035,"sku":"","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/ew-its-your-birthday-greeting-card-3841712.jpg?v=1777693450"},{"product_id":"big-ed-wake-up-shave-your-legs-birthday-card","title":"Big Ed Wake up Shave Your Legs Birthday Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewe love big Ed 🙌🏼❤️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing connected is easier than ever, but so is getting lost in the noise. These days, cards go above and beyond the ordinary, adding a personal, tangible touch that leaves a real impact on their recipients. If your message really matters, send a card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• HandMade and made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 7x5 Front \u0026amp; Back Folded Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Blank White Envelopes Included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":35267823468699,"sku":"","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/big-ed-wake-up-shave-your-legs-birthday-card-9439639.jpg?v=1777693393"},{"product_id":"ill-take-a-pizza-dat-ass-funny-greeting-card","title":"I'll Take A Pizza Dat Ass Funny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37506857402523,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210102225911909","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/ill-take-a-pizza-dat-ass-funny-greeting-card-7249910.jpg?v=1777693387"},{"product_id":"remember-when-you-used-to-hold-your-farts-in-funny-greeting-card","title":"Remember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In Funny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSold individually.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class..\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37508598497435,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Double-1Pack-20210102234756616","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/remember-when-you-used-to-hold-your-farts-in-funny-greeting-card-7890764.jpg?v=1777693388"},{"product_id":"i-love-you-for-your-personality-but-that-dick-is-a-huge-bonus-greeting-card","title":"I Love You for Your Personality Card | Funny Adult Valentine Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eLet’s be honest. Personality matters. But so does chemistry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"762\"\u003eThis funny adult Valentine card says what everyone is thinking but rarely puts in writing. Featuring the phrase “I Love You for Your Personality but That Dick Is a Huge Bonus,” this card is bold, unapologetic, and made for couples who flirt, joke, and laugh their way through love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eIt’s cheeky without being cheap. Confident without trying too hard. The kind of card that gets opened, laughed at, and then kept forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003ePerfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or a spontaneous reminder that attraction and affection can coexist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e• Funny adult greeting card with bold typography\u003cbr data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"945\"\u003e• Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or romantic humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e• High-quality cardstock with a smooth, premium feel\u003cbr data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e• Minimalist design with red accents and heart details\u003cbr data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1123\"\u003e• Designed to make your partner laugh and feel loved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1198\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1417\"\u003e• Card size:  ( 5X7 inches)\u003cbr data-start=\"1234\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003e• Printed on premium heavyweight cardstock\u003cbr data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003e• Blank inside for your own message\u003cbr data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1320\"\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1339\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e• Designed and printed in the USA\u003cbr data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37571878879387,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210106002606684","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/i-love-you-for-your-personality-card-funny-adult-valentine-greeting-card-7686437.jpg?v=1777693391"},{"product_id":"youll-get-the-v-later-valentines-day-greeting-card","title":"You'll Get the \"V\" Later Valentine's Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37596652404891,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210107111943496","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/youll-get-the-v-later-valentines-day-greeting-card-1629931.jpg?v=1777693386"},{"product_id":"youll-get-the-d-later-valentines-day-greeting-card","title":"You'll Get the \"D\" Later Valentine's Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37596817260699,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210107115133658","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/youll-get-the-d-later-valentines-day-greeting-card-8805992.jpg?v=1777693387"},{"product_id":"i-love-you-for-your-personality-but-that-booty-is-a-huge-bonus-greeting-card","title":"I Love You For Your Personality But That Booty Is A Huge Bonus Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(138, 145, 154);\"\u003ePurchase is for one card.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37600226476187,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210107195245521","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/i-love-you-for-your-personality-but-that-booty-is-a-huge-bonus-greeting-card-7819912.jpg?v=1777693387"},{"product_id":"trump-great-husband-greeting-card","title":"Trump Great Husband Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"111# Matte Cover \/ 5x7 inch \/ 1 Card","offer_id":37662982635675,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210113182622639","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/trump-great-husband-greeting-card-6665304.jpg?v=1777693387"},{"product_id":"shit-bitch-you-is-fine-greeting-card","title":"Shit Bitch You Is Fine Teddy Bear Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37736060387483,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-2021012000293974","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/shit-bitch-you-is-fine-teddy-bear-greeting-card-2652491.jpg?v=1777693387"},{"product_id":"allowing-you-into-my-vagina-best-decision-ever-greeting-card-1","title":"Allowing You Into My Vagina | Funny Valentine’s Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"493\"\u003eRomantic. Honest. Iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"528\"\u003eAllowing You Into My Vagina\u003c\/em\u003e greeting card is bold humor wrapped in clean, minimalist design. Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, this card is made for partners who appreciate honesty, confidence, and a little shock value done right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"736\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003eWith a crisp red border, playful typography, and a simple heart detail, this card keeps the focus on the message without overcomplicating the design. It’s perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anytime you want to make a statement that’s both funny and unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eDesigned in Los Angeles and printed in the USA on premium cardstock, this card feels intentional, elevated, and gift-ready. The inside is blank so you can personalize it with something sweet, sarcastic, or completely unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1241\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1254\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eSize: 5 x 7 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1294\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003eDesigned in Los Angeles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1364\"\u003ePremium cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1576\"\u003eUntamedEgo cards are known for bold humor, nostalgic design, and premium small-batch quality. Each card is printed locally in Los Angeles and designed to bring laughter, attitude, and sparkle to every occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":37756176236699,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210121212259842","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/allowing-you-into-my-vagina-funny-valentines-day-card-1252910.jpg?v=1777693388"},{"product_id":"funny-valentine-s-card-your-package-has-arrived-penis-pop-up-greeting-card","title":"Funny Valentine’s Card - Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s \u003c\/span\u003ePackage Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime. \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up penis. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"1 CARD","offer_id":37848879825051,"sku":"N0000208S00","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3 PACK","offer_id":37848879857819,"sku":"N0000209S00","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/funny-valentines-card-your-package-has-arrived-penis-pop-up-greeting-card-2306456.jpg?v=1777693334"},{"product_id":"mom-at-least-you-dont-have-ugly-children-greeting-card","title":"Mom At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will instantly become the favorite child after giving her this card. Nobody is more important than mom, so don’t give her a boring card. Give her a card that will make her laugh and bring a big smile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThis high-quality paper card comes pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after a short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. We ship in a secure stay flat mailer via USPS First Class to ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39312916775067,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210301194948577","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/mom-at-least-you-dont-have-ugly-children-greeting-card-7507024.jpg?v=1777693331"},{"product_id":"i-love-you-more-than-michael-hates-toby-greeting-card","title":"I Love You More Than Michael Hates Toby Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39383174185115,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210309191655602","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/i-love-you-more-than-michael-hates-toby-greeting-card-5278510.jpg?v=1777693330"},{"product_id":"your-package-has-arrived-pop-up-funny-greeting-card","title":"Your Package Has Arrived Pop up Funny Greeting  Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  \u003c\/span\u003ePackage Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime. \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up penis. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":39424062423195,"sku":"N0000515S00","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":39424062488731,"sku":"N0000516S00","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/your-package-has-arrived-pop-up-funny-greeting-card-4843400.jpg?v=1777693333"},{"product_id":"like-mother-like-daughter-oh-shit-card","title":"Like Mother Like Daughter Oh Shit Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39487223005339,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210320231100958","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/like-mother-like-daughter-oh-shit-card-1252380.jpg?v=1777693331"},{"product_id":"folded-cards","title":"Folded Cards","description":"These high quality paper cards come pre-folded, packed in cello sleeves per 10 cards, and includes a white envelope for each card. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\n","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"111# Matte Cover \/ 5x7 inch \/ 1 Card","offer_id":39535064973467,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210327162019847","price":0.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/folded-cards-8885458.jpg?v=1777693330"},{"product_id":"funny-mom-prison-card","title":"Funny Mom Card | I May Not Be Perfect | Mother’s Day Card | Gift for Mom","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eThis is the kind of card that lowers expectations in the best way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e“Mom, I may not be perfect but things could be worse… I could be sending this from prison”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eDark humor honest and just self aware enough\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003ePerfect for moms who appreciate sarcasm and understand that things could always be worse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003eThis is one of the best funny Mother’s Day cards for anyone looking for a unique mom gift that is relatable bold and guaranteed to get a reaction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003eIt is funny slightly unhinged and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1721\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1739\"\u003eSize : 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1759\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003cbr data-start=\"1792\" data-end=\"1795\"\u003ePremium cardstock with a smooth high quality finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1846\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1872\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eDesigned in Los Angeles\u003cbr data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1901\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"400\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"400\"\u003eUntamedEgo is known for its funny greeting cards, recognized for bold humor, nostalgic design, and premium small-batch quality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"555\"\u003eUntamedEgo cards are a \u003cstrong data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"439\"\u003etop choice\u003c\/strong\u003e for customers looking for funny Mother’s Day cards that actually get a reaction and stand out from generic designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eCreated for real relationships where humor says more than a long emotional message. \u003cstrong data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eNot your average greeting card\u003c\/strong\u003e , this is the kind people actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"805\"\u003eDesigned to get an immediate laugh, a double take, and a \u003cstrong data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"805\"\u003e“where did you find this?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eBecause basic cards are forgettable , \u003cstrong data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eand you don’t do basic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1923\" data-end=\"2086\"\u003eBest For: \u003cbr data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003eMoms with a sense of humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003eDark humor lovers\u003cbr data-start=\"1980\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eSarcastic moms\u003cbr data-start=\"1997\" data-end=\"2000\"\u003eDaughter to mom gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"2021\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003eAnyone looking for a funny Mother’s Day card that stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1553\" data-start=\"1444\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2770\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy customers love this card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2617\" data-end=\"2620\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2589\" data-end=\"2770\"\u003eThis funny Mother’s Day card is a top choice for anyone looking for a sarcastic greeting card for mom or a unique mom gift that actually stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2815\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2815\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose a funny Mother’s Day card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2817\" data-end=\"2895\"\u003eTraditional cards are forgettable\u003cbr data-start=\"2850\" data-end=\"2853\"\u003eFunny Mother’s Day cards create a moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2897\" data-end=\"2940\"\u003eThey get laughed at shared and remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2942\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003eA sarcastic Mother’s Day card works especially well for moms who appreciate honesty, humor and personality over overly sentimental messages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3085\" data-end=\"3190\"\u003eUnique Mother’s Day cards also make better gifts because they feel more personal and less mass-produced\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3192\" data-end=\"3315\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a Mother’s Day card that actually gets a reaction choosing a funny or bold design is the way to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3317\" data-end=\"3446\"\u003eFunny Mother’s day card for mom sarcastic greeting card unique mom gift inappropriate mom card funny card for mom from daughter\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39535423619227,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210327181556210","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/funny-mom-card-i-may-not-be-perfect-mothers-day-card-gift-for-mom-5873996.jpg?v=1777693329"},{"product_id":"funny-rude-shi-yourself-mothers-day-card","title":"Funny Mom Card | As Long As You Don’t Sh*t Yourself | Mother’s Day Card | Gift for Mom","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eThis is not a sweet Mother’s Day card\u003cbr data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eThis is a reality check\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1147\"\u003e“Mom, as long as you don’t sh*t yourself on a regular basis, I’m happy to let you live with me when you’re old”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eUnhinged slightly aggressive and somehow still loving\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003ePerfect for moms who can take a joke and appreciate humor that is honest a little chaotic and completely unforgettable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eIt is bold sarcastic and guaranteed to get a reaction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1559\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003eSize 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003cbr data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003ePremium cardstock with a smooth high quality finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003eDesigned in Los Angeles\u003cbr data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003ePerfect For: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eMother’s Day gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eFunny mom gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1611\" data-end=\"1614\"\u003eGag gifts for mom\u003cbr data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003eSarcastic moms\u003cbr data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003eAdult humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1037\" data-start=\"763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1037\" data-start=\"763\"\u003eUntamedEgo is known for its funny greeting cards, recognized for bold humor, nostalgic design, and premium small-batch quality. Each card is designed locally in our Los Angeles studio and printed in the U.S to bring laughter, attitude, and personality to every occasion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1244\" data-start=\"1039\"\u003eUntamedEgo cards are a top choice for customers looking for funny Mother’s Day cards, sarcastic greeting cards for mom, and unique mom gifts that actually get a reaction and stand out from generic designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1401\" data-start=\"1246\"\u003eCreated for real relationships where humor says more than a long emotional message. Not your average greeting card , this is the kind people actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1486\" data-start=\"1403\"\u003eDesigned to get an immediate laugh, a double take, and a “where did you find this?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1549\" data-start=\"1488\"\u003eBecause basic cards are forgettable , and you don’t do basic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2802\" data-end=\"2983\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy customers love this card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2802\" data-end=\"2983\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2830\" data-end=\"2833\"\u003eThis funny Mother’s Day card is a top choice for anyone looking for a sarcastic greeting card for mom or a unique mom gift that actually stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2985\" data-end=\"2988\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2990\" data-end=\"3028\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2990\" data-end=\"3028\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose a funny Mother’s Day card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3030\" data-end=\"3108\"\u003eTraditional cards are forgettable\u003cbr data-start=\"3063\" data-end=\"3066\"\u003eFunny Mother’s Day cards create a moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3110\" data-end=\"3153\"\u003eThey get laughed at, shared and remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3155\" data-end=\"3296\"\u003eA sarcastic Mother’s Day card works especially well for moms who appreciate honesty, humor and personality over overly sentimental messages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3298\" data-end=\"3403\"\u003eUnique Mother’s Day cards also make better gifts because they feel more personal and less mass-produced\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3405\" data-end=\"3528\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a Mother’s Day card that actually gets a reaction choosing a funny or bold design is the way to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3659\"\u003eFunny Mother’s day card for mom, sarcastic greeting card unique mom gift inappropriate mom card funny card for mom from daughter\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39540445380763,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-2021032816543831","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/funny-mom-card-as-long-as-you-dont-sht-yourself-mothers-day-card-gift-for-mom-3282521.jpg?v=1777693329"},{"product_id":"simply-superb-fathers-day-greeting-card","title":"Simply Superb Father's Day Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39625331802267,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210408113231818","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/simply-superb-fathers-day-greeting-card-5831009.jpg?v=1779290675"},{"product_id":"grandpa-at-least-you-didnt-have-ugly-children-greeting-card","title":"Grandpa At least You Didn't Have Ugly Children Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39670497247387,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-2021041114212599","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/grandpa-at-least-you-didnt-have-ugly-children-greeting-card-9738273.jpg?v=1777693328"},{"product_id":"trump-great-grandma-card","title":"Trump Great Grandma Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou will instantly become the favorite grandchild after giving her this card. Nobody is more important than grandma so don’t give her a boring card. Give her a card that will make her laugh and bring a big smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39671189176475,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210411151351528","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/trump-great-grandma-card-2641891.jpg?v=1777693327"},{"product_id":"dad-i-may-not-be-perfect-funny-dad-cards","title":"Dad I May Not Be Perfect Funny Dad Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003e This high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39719720288411,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210414160644789","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-i-may-not-be-perfect-funny-dad-cards-2517414.jpg?v=1777693329"},{"product_id":"i-m-the-best-gift-ever-scratch-off-card","title":"Funny Mom Card “Scratch Off Best Gift Ever” | Mother’s Day Card | Gift for Mom","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003eThis one makes her work for it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1213\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e“Scratch to reveal the best gift ever”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eAnd yes… it’s you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003eInteractive playful and guaranteed to get a reaction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1428\"\u003ePerfect for moms who love surprises humor and something a little different from the usual card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003eThis is one of the best funny Mother’s Day cards for anyone looking for a unique mom gift that feels personal interactive and unforgettable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1573\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003eIt is fun creative and stands out instantly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1620\" data-end=\"1864\"\u003eProduct Details\u003cbr data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1638\"\u003eSize 5 x 7 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1658\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003cbr data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003ePremium cardstock with a smooth high quality finish\u003cbr data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eScratch off interactive design\u003cbr data-start=\"1778\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003eWhite envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eDesigned in our Los Angeles studio\u003cbr data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003ePrinted in the U.S\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1866\" data-end=\"2044\"\u003eBest For\u003cbr data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eMoms who love surprises\u003cbr data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eInteractive gift seekers\u003cbr data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1930\"\u003eDaughter to mom gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003eUnique Mother’s Day gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"1982\"\u003eAnyone looking for a funny Mother’s Day card that stands out\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2046\" data-end=\"2320\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2046\" data-end=\"2320\"\u003eUntamedEgo is known for its funny greeting cards, recognized for bold humor, nostalgic design, and premium small-batch quality. Each card is designed locally in our Los Angeles studio and printed in the U.S to bring laughter, attitude, and personality to every occasion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2322\" data-end=\"2527\"\u003eUntamedEgo cards are a top choice for customers looking for funny Mother’s Day cards, sarcastic greeting cards for mom, and unique mom gifts that actually get a reaction and stand out from generic designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2684\"\u003eCreated for real relationships where humor says more than a long emotional message. Not your average greeting card , this is the kind people actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2686\" data-end=\"2769\"\u003eDesigned to get an immediate laugh, a double take, and a “where did you find this?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2771\" data-end=\"2832\"\u003eBecause basic cards are forgettable , and you don’t do basic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2771\" data-end=\"2832\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3803\" data-end=\"3984\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy customers love this card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3803\" data-end=\"3984\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3831\" data-end=\"3834\"\u003eThis funny Mother’s Day card is a top choice for anyone looking for a sarcastic greeting card for mom or a unique mom gift that actually stands out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3986\" data-end=\"3989\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3991\" data-end=\"4029\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy choose a funny Mother’s Day card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4031\" data-end=\"4109\"\u003eTraditional cards are forgettable\u003cbr data-start=\"4064\" data-end=\"4067\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4031\" data-end=\"4109\"\u003eFunny Mother’s Day cards create a moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4111\" data-end=\"4154\"\u003eThey get laughed at shared and remembered\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4156\" data-end=\"4297\"\u003eA sarcastic Mother’s Day card works especially well for moms who appreciate honesty, humor and personality over overly sentimental messages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4299\" data-end=\"4404\"\u003eUnique Mother’s Day cards also make better gifts because they feel more personal and less mass-produced\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4406\" data-end=\"4529\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a Mother’s Day card that actually gets a reaction choosing a funny or bold design is the way to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4531\" data-end=\"4660\"\u003eFunny mother’s day card for mom sarcastic greeting card unique mom gift inappropriate mom card funny card for mom from daughter\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39808699891867,"sku":"","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/funny-mom-card-scratch-off-best-gift-ever-mothers-day-card-gift-for-mom-2448082.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"your-package-has-arrived-extra-naughty-pop-up-greeting-card","title":"Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBe an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  \u003c\/span\u003ePackage Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime. \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat's Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCard size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEnvelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInside of card reveals 3D pop up .\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":39884007538843,"sku":"popdick1","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":39884007571611,"sku":"popupdick2","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/your-package-has-arrived-extra-naughty-pop-up-greeting-card-7918594.jpg?v=1777693274"},{"product_id":"funny-trump-dad-card","title":"Funny Trump Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve , and includes a white envelope. Works well with a regular ballpoint pen after a short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eItem cannot be customized.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39927939727515,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Single-1Pack-20210504010525628","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/funny-trump-dad-card-9414216.jpg?v=1779290673"},{"product_id":"dad-i-love-you-more-than-my-sister-dad-card","title":"Dad I Love You More Than My Sister Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(138, 145, 154);\"\u003eThese high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39932327198875,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210504143855852","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-i-love-you-more-than-my-sister-dad-card-5872501.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"dad-i-love-you-more-than-my-brother-dad-card","title":"Dad I Love You More Than My Brother Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(138, 145, 154);\"\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in a cello sleeve, and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39932831826075,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210504173313224","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-i-love-you-more-than-my-brother-dad-card-7883666.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"dad-thanks-for-sharing-your-dna-card","title":"Dad Thanks For Sharing Your DNA Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou will instantly become the favorite child after giving dad this card.  Give him a card that will make him laugh and bring a big smile to his face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Made in USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Standard Fine Finch 110#\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• 7x5 Front \u0026amp; Back Folded Card\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Blank White Envelopes Included\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39959163633819,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210507145807731","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-thanks-for-sharing-your-dna-card-6015572.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"ive-loved-you-my-whole-life-dad-card","title":"I've Loved You My Whole Life Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39959246864539,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210507153338622","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/ive-loved-you-my-whole-life-dad-card-8963472.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"dad-thanks-for-being-awesome-card","title":"Dad Thanks for Being Awesome Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39959419158683,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210507164310773","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-thanks-for-being-awesome-card-1859260.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"favorite-dad-of-all-time-in-the-history-of-ever-card","title":"Favorite Dad Of All Time In The History Of Ever Card","description":"\u003cp\u003ehis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39959521689755,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210507170904822","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/favorite-dad-of-all-time-in-the-history-of-ever-card-5925145.jpg?v=1777693270"},{"product_id":"youre-really-killing-it-at-this-whole-dad-thing-card","title":"You're Really Killing It At This Whole Dad Thing Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39964563374235,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Single-1Pack-20210508160824683","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/youre-really-killing-it-at-this-whole-dad-thing-card-2604716.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"if-i-had-a-different-dad-i-would-punch-him-right-in-the-face-card-1","title":"If I had A Different Dad I Would Punch Him Right In The Face Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39966172643483,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210509010705927","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/if-i-had-a-different-dad-i-would-punch-him-right-in-the-face-card-1417071.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"how-i-would-react-in-an-emergency-dad-card-1","title":"How I Would React In An Emergency Dad Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39973799133339,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-2021051013564719","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/how-i-would-react-in-an-emergency-dad-card-1667926.jpg?v=1777693272"},{"product_id":"if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-try-again-card-1","title":"If At First You Don't Succeed Try Again Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39974048071835,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-McCoy-Single-1Pack-20210510144655567","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-try-again-card-2823129.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"dad-without-me-this-day-wouldnt-mean-much-fathers-day-card","title":"Dad Without Me This Day Wouldn't Mean Much Father's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39974304415899,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210510160232955","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-without-me-this-day-wouldnt-mean-much-fathers-day-card-7705198.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"dad-because-of-you-im-one-badass-bitch-card","title":"Dad Because Of You I'm One Badass Bitch Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39974781124763,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-2021051018304661","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dad-because-of-you-im-one-badass-bitch-card-9503525.jpg?v=1777693269"},{"product_id":"please-accept-this-fathers-day-card-as-a-token-of-my-poverty-fathers-day-card","title":"Please Accept This Father's Day Card As A Token Of My Poverty Father's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39981288161435,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210511130858954","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/please-accept-this-fathers-day-card-as-a-token-of-my-poverty-fathers-day-card-8084167.jpg?v=1777693270"},{"product_id":"when-i-grow-up-i-hope-i-am-as-funny-as-you-think-you-are-fathers-day-card","title":"When I Grow Up I Hope I Am As Funny As You Think You Are Father's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39981571473563,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210511140433425","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/when-i-grow-up-i-hope-i-am-as-funny-as-you-think-you-are-fathers-day-card-8347416.jpg?v=1777693269"},{"product_id":"funny-card-for-husband-1","title":"Funny Card For Husband","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39981891747995,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210511153106114","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/funny-card-for-husband-3170648.jpg?v=1777693271"},{"product_id":"please-accept-this-fathers-day-card-as-a-token-of-my-poverty-fathers-day-card-1","title":"Please Accept This Father's Day Card As A Token Of My Poverty Father's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39991181508763,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210512231305822","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/please-accept-this-fathers-day-card-as-a-token-of-my-poverty-fathers-day-card-8701976.jpg?v=1777693269"},{"product_id":"dad-you-are-awesome-sauce-dad-card","title":"Dad You Are Awesome Sauce Father's Day Card","description":"\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 8px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cult line --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe card that gets a laugh before it even gets opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border: 1.5px solid #E8D9C0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e5x7 Premium Card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eHigh-quality matte finish. The kind that gets kept, not tossed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border: 1.5px solid #E8D9C0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eWrite what you actually mean. Or leave it blank. He'll understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border: 1.5px solid #E8D9C0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eShips From The U.S.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eShips in 2 to 5 business days. Free on orders over $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border: 1.5px solid #E8D9C0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eOne-of-a-Kind Design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou won't find this at CVS. This is the card that causes reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Cards Speak For Themselves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #d42b1e; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought three — one for my dad, one for my husband, one for my father-in-law. All three laughed immediately.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"My dad laughed out loud before he even finished reading it. That never happens.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"The quality is so much better than anything from a drug store. Thick, matte, and the humor is *chef's kiss*.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Sent this to my whole family in a group chat before I even gave it to him. It was a hit before Father's Day arrived.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"The blank inside is the best part — I wrote one sentence, and it hit harder than any Hallmark card ever could.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border-top: 1.5px solid #D42B1E; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe card he'll actually keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold art. Real quality. Made to mean something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Card Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eCard Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 5x7 inches — the standard size that fits every envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ High quality matte finish. No glare, no flimsy paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Blank inside — write what you actually want to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 2 to 5 business days. Free on orders over $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Gifting question? Email us — we respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThis card knows its people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Why This Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eBuilt Different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eNot The Kind He Puts Face-Down On The Table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eThe kind he shows everyone in the room before he even reads what you wrote inside. High-quality matte finish, bold original art, and blank inside so your words land the way you meant them. The Father's Day card that earns its place on the mantle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003ePremium matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThick quality stock with a matte finish that feels expensive in your hands and photographs beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eBlank inside — on purpose\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBecause what you want to say matters more than what someone else wrote. Space for the real thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOriginal bold art\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou won't find this at the drug store. Every UntamedEgo card is original, bold, and built to start a conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Apron Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e● Make it a full gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eThe Card Is Just The Start.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eSomething He'll Actually Use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBold UntamedEgo aprons for the dad who grills, cooks, or just needs something that matches his personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHigh quality. Bold designs. The gift that actually gets worn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #D42B1E; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/aprons\"\u003eSee The Aprons\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #aaaaaa; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eFree shipping over $50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24–48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Order in time — ships in 2 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #FAF3E8; border: 1.5px solid #E8D9C0; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThis Is The Card That Lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMake It Count.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eAn UntamedEgo card isn't just a card. It's the thing he'll remember you said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #D42B1E;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003ePerfect for Father's Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe dad with a sense of humor. The dad who appreciates honesty. The dad who doesn't need you to pretend this economy isn't rough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #D42B1E;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques because people kept looking for something that actually said something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #D42B1E;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #111111; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNew designs drop regularly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is one of many. New cards and designs drop regularly. Follow @untamedego so you never miss one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg alt=\"UntamedEgo — bold greeting cards and gifts\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/Untamedego_stickerlogo_f0633d3a-c06d-4e95-9de1-991898372b0e.png?v=1776387139\" style=\"width: 180px; max-width: 100%; height: auto; display: block; margin: 0 auto 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39996714451099,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210513125749972","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dad-you-are-awesome-sauce-fathers-day-card-3591860.png?v=1777693270"},{"product_id":"youre-cool-pops-fathers-day-card","title":"You're Cool Pops Father's Day Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39997251911835,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210513141437781","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/youre-cool-pops-fathers-day-card-1959155.jpg?v=1777693270"},{"product_id":"terrible-dad-jokes-card","title":"Terrible Dad Jokes Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39997658562715,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210513150634620","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/terrible-dad-jokes-card-7407958.jpg?v=1777693269"},{"product_id":"funny-prison-card-for-dad","title":"Funny Prison Card For Dad","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":39998015602843,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210513154740261","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/funny-prison-card-for-dad-9254796.jpg?v=1777693269"},{"product_id":"dwight-dad-greeting-card","title":"Dwight Dad Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis high quality paper card come pre-folded, packed in in a cello sleeve and includes a white envelope. Works well with regular ballpoint pens after short drying time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Size: 5x7\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlank Inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Item cannot be personalized*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShipping: Since our cards are larger than usual, we do not ship in regular envelopes. To ensure the card is not bent or damaged in transit, we ship in a secure stay flay mailer via USPS First Class\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"5x7 inch","offer_id":40015486943387,"sku":"Greet-Fold-5x7-Matte-Single-1Pack-20210515165305822","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/products\/dwight-dad-greeting-card-3890137.jpg?v=1777693267"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/en-de\/collections\/cards.oembed?page=7","provider":"UntamedEgo LLC.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}