{"title":"Ugly Christmas Sweaters","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop our bestselling, high-quality ugly Christmas sweaters packed with unapologetic office humor. Perfect for making your coworkers laugh, turning heads, and winning this year’s office ugly Christmas sweater contest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"emotional-support-coworker-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Emotional Support Coworker | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater..","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eEmotional Support Coworker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHolds the team together without it appearing anywhere in the job description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eUnpaid. Unofficial. Essential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eShitstorm Survivors Group\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eNobody applied for membership. You were all just there when it happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNo names. Everyone knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eDumpster Fire Response Team\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eSomebody else makes the mess and the same three people show up with the extinguisher.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNo training. No budget. Still the ones who handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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\u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eHo for the Holidays\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eCounting down to December since roughly July.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eFirst one there. Last one out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eDefund the HOA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eGot a letter about their own lights being three inches too far left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eApproved by nobody on the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eOn HR’s Naughty List\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eOn that list since roughly March and at peace with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eEarned it. Keeping it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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\u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003ePointless Meeting Survivor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eSixty minutes of what could have been two sentences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eStill here. Camera off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eY’all Seriously Need Training\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eSame question, same three people, all year long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eSaid with love. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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.ue-product__benefits li {\n margin: 0;\n padding: 0 0 0 14px;\n border-bottom: 0;\n border-left: 3px solid var(--ue-green);\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits li:last-child {\n padding-bottom: 0;\n }\n }\n\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":67912131215608,"sku":"2828452_5434","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":67912131248376,"sku":"2828452_5435","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":67912131281144,"sku":"2828452_5436","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":67912131313912,"sku":"2828452_5437","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":67912131346680,"sku":"2828452_5438","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 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commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eThe Real Christmas Miracle Is That Some of Y’all Still Work Here\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eTwelve months of watching it happen and keeping a running list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNo names. Everyone knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is a Costco Hot Dog\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eWalked past everything in the warehouse and came out holding exactly one thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA dollar fifty. Still. Somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eDeck the Halls and Not Your Family\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eIntends to make it to the twenty seventh with the record clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA goal, stated publicly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is an Empty Email Inbox\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eForty seven unread and climbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNot asking for much. Still not happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003ePer My Previous Email\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThe politest sentence in corporate English.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eSent Tuesday. Read Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. 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FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003ePosted by the sink, right above the hand soap, effective through the end of December.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eTake the full fifteen. Then walk back out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMost Likely to Reply All\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHits reply all on a thread of ninety and stands by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eEveryone needed to see it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eFreak in the Sheets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eSpreadsheets. Nested a formula four levels deep and made it look easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003ePivot tables. Conditional formatting. No notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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[DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eRelax. I Have a Spreadsheet for That.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eBuilt the tracker before anybody asked for one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eTab four. Color coded. Already updated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eWhen You Excel They Spreadsheet About You\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHit every number and ended up as a row on somebody else’s tracker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eColumn F. Highlighted green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eHo Ho Holy Shit I’m Not Getting Paid Enough for This Shit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThree roles, one title, and a December that keeps adding to the list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eSaid quietly. Worn loudly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eYour Email Is Not Finding Me Well\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eMarked urgent by somebody who has never once been urgent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eOpened it. Closed it. Walked away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eI’m Too Sober for This\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eArrived on time, found the snack table, and immediately did the math on how long this will take.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA situational assessment, not a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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.ue-product__benefits li {\n margin: 0;\n padding: 0 0 0 14px;\n border-bottom: 0;\n border-left: 3px solid var(--ue-green);\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits li:last-child {\n padding-bottom: 0;\n }\n }\n\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":67912323399928,"sku":"9721969_5442","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":67912323432696,"sku":"9721969_5443","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":67912323465464,"sku":"9721969_5444","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":67912323498232,"sku":"9721969_5445","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":67912323531000,"sku":"9721969_5446","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":67912323563768,"sku":"9721969_5447","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 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5XL","offer_id":67912323891448,"sku":"9721969_20593","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/imtoosoberforthis-red_2.jpg?v=1793455192"},{"product_id":"idk-i-just-work-here-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"IDK I Just Work Here | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eIdk I Just Work Here\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eAsked a question four levels above their pay grade and answered honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eAccurate. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eI Work Well With Others When They Are Not Around\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHeadphones in, door shut, three hours of actual output.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA team player. From a distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eLast Christmas I Said I Would Quit and the Very Next Day I Came Into Work\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eMeant it in December. Logged in on the second of January anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eSame plan this year. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eDead Inside but Festive\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eRunning on four hours of sleep and a peppermint latte, and still showed up in the sweater.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eLow energy. Full commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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LLC.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67914843226360,"sku":"9944294_5434","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67914843259128,"sku":"9944294_5435","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67914843291896,"sku":"9944294_5436","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67914843324664,"sku":"9944294_5437","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67914843357432,"sku":"9944294_5438","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67914843390200,"sku":"9944294_5439","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67914843422968,"sku":"9944294_5440","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":67914843455736,"sku":"9944294_5441","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/deadinsidechristmassweaterf_1.jpg?v=1793458250"},{"product_id":"oh-my-god-everyone-is-circling-back-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Oh My God Everyone Is Circling Back | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eOh My God, Everyone Is Circling Back\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eFour threads revived in one morning, all of them from October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eIt is the week before the break. Of course they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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2XL","offer_id":67914850894072,"sku":"7016047_5494","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/oh-my-god-everyone-is-circling-back-black-womens-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater.png?v=1793468945"},{"product_id":"submit-your-time-sheets-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Submit Your Time Sheets | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eSubmit Your Timesheets\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThird reminder this week, and the deadline moved up because of the holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eYou know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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5XL","offer_id":67914855973112,"sku":"8856768_18770","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/submityourtimesheets-black2_1.jpg?v=1793459062"},{"product_id":"exceeding-expectations-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Exceeding Expectations | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eExceeding Expectations\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eCarried the quarter, fixed the thing nobody else could, and got the rating to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eThe raise is still pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eRunning on Caffeine, Deadlines, and Spite\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eFourth coffee before noon and a quarter that ends in eleven days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eThe spite is carrying most of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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5XL","offer_id":67915023024376,"sku":"3199921_18770","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/running-on-caffeine-deadlinesandspite-black_797d12be-8c79-43ed-b7fd-502c164c8b34.jpg?v=1793460703"},{"product_id":"deck-the-halls-and-not-your-coworkers-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Deck The Halls And Not Your Coworkers | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eDeck the Halls and Not Your Coworkers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eIntends to make it through the office party with the record clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA goal, stated publicly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eSanta Knows You Lied on Your Resume\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHe sees you when you are working. He knows proficient was generous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNobody is telling HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is PTO\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHas the days. Has not been able to use them since roughly March.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eOut of office. Notifications off. Laptop missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is a New President\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003ePuts it on the list every year and keeps the receipt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eWear it where it will be understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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background: var(--ue-pale);\n font-size: 16px;\n font-weight: 700;\n line-height: 1.55;\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits {\n margin: 0 0 24px;\n padding: 0;\n list-style: none;\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits li {\n margin: 0 0 12px;\n padding: 0 0 12px;\n border-bottom: 1px solid var(--ue-border);\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits li:last-child {\n margin-bottom: 0;\n padding-bottom: 0;\n border-bottom: 0;\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits strong {\n display: block;\n font-size: 16px;\n font-weight: 900;\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits span {\n display: block;\n margin-top: 3px;\n color: #3d3d3d;\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.5;\n }\n\n .ue-product__holiday {\n overflow: hidden;\n margin: 0 0 26px;\n padding: 0 0 20px;\n border: 3px solid var(--ue-ink);\n background: var(--ue-green);\n }\n\n .ue-product__holiday::before {\n content: \"\";\n display: block;\n height: 10px;\n background: repeating-linear-gradient(\n 135deg,\n var(--ue-red) 0,\n var(--ue-red) 14px,\n #ffffff 14px,\n #ffffff 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3XL","offer_id":67917572112632,"sku":"6866271_16875","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-new-president-black-mens-ugly-christmas-sweater.png?v=1793512477"},{"product_id":"professional-yapper-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Professional Yapper | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eProfessional Yapper\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eTurned a two minute update into a twenty minute update and everyone let it happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eTen years experience. No notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eJust Feliz Navi Because I Don’t Have a Dad\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eMakes the same joke every December and has never once let it go unsaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eWhole personality. Zero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMost Likely to Click a Virus Email\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eClicked the fake phishing test twice and got signed up for extra training both times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eIT knows them by first name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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.ue-product__benefits li {\n margin: 0;\n padding: 0 0 0 14px;\n border-bottom: 0;\n border-left: 3px solid var(--ue-green);\n }\n\n .ue-product__benefits li:last-child {\n padding-bottom: 0;\n }\n }\n\u003c\/style\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":67920531620088,"sku":"9128422_5490","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":67920531652856,"sku":"9128422_5491","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":67920531685624,"sku":"9128422_5492","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":67920531718392,"sku":"9128422_5493","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":67920531751160,"sku":"9128422_5494","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 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4XL","offer_id":67920532504824,"sku":"9128422_5456","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Irish Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":67920532537592,"sku":"9128422_5457","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/most-likely-to-click-a-virus-email-red-womens-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater_1.png?v=1793523953"},{"product_id":"most-likely-to-have-snacks-ugly-christmas-sweater","title":"Most Likely to Have Snacks | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMost Likely to Have Snacks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eBottom drawer, second one back, and the whole floor knows about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eRestocked Sunday. Gone by Wednesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMost Likely to Cry Over an Excel Sheet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eFour hours into the file when somebody mentioned they had the newer version.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eTook a lap. Came back. Started over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is a Raise\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eCarried the quarter, got a company wide thank you in a group email, and is still waiting on the number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eOn the list. Every year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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2XL","offer_id":67921063477496,"sku":"4812293_5494","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-raise-black-womens-funny-office-ugly-christmas-sweater.png?v=1793530995"},{"product_id":"most-likely-to-call-it-funny-office-ugly-sweatet","title":"Most Likely to Call It After a Formula Error | Funny Office Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eMost Likely to Call It After a Formula Error\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHit REF at four fifteen and decided that was the end of the working day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eClosed the laptop. Correct decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eI Like Big Balls and I Cannot Lie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eOrnaments. The tree is covered in them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eCompletely about decorating. Obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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\u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eStop Replying All\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eFour hundred people did not need to see your thanks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eWorn as a public service.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is to Increase Shareholder Value\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eAligned. Synergized. Deeply unwell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003eUgly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is printed, not knitted or embroidered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and being the one people stop to read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003eFit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are the most reliable guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003eCustomers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to wear something underneath, size up one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare it with the garment measurements below.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n\u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003eGarment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement taken around your chest with a tape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design. Follow the garment care label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003eArrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eLet’s Take This Offline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eSaid at minute thirty eight to stop something that should have ended at minute four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eOffline. Where it will quietly die.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eFa La La La La We Won\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eWorn to the family gathering by someone who has been waiting to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eNo speech required. The sweater covers it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/sticker-packs\"\u003eShop sticker packs\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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LLC.","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":68033008468216,"sku":"4840636_16870","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":68033008500984,"sku":"4840636_16871","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":68033008533752,"sku":"4840636_16872","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":68033008566520,"sku":"4840636_16873","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":68033008599288,"sku":"4840636_16874","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":68033008632056,"sku":"4840636_16875","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/Royal_blue_fa_la_la_sweatshirt_mockup.png?v=1794165134"},{"product_id":"the-real-christmas-miracle-is-a-cancelled-teams-meeting-ugly-christmas-sweater-1","title":"The Real Christmas Miracle Is a Cancelled Teams Meeting | Funny Office Humor Ugly Christmas Sweater","description":"\u003c!-- ===========================================================\n UNTAMEDEGO | UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATSHIRT\n Reusable product description template\n\n EDIT BEFORE PUBLISHING:\n [DESIGN NAME]\n [SHORT DESIGN-SPECIFIC HOOK]\n [SHORT DRY PUNCHLINE]\n Fabric composition and size range (check each product's variants)\n\n OPTIONAL, DISABLED BY DEFAULT:\n Restock \/ sellout notice (see commented block)\n Model sizing line (see commented block)\n\n Do not publish with placeholder text still visible.\n =========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eAll I Want for Christmas Is a Cancelled Teams Meeting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThat notification hits different than anything under the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eForty five minutes. Returned to sender.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eChief Morale Officer (Unpaid)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eOrganized the party, bought the snacks, and expensed none of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eA title with no budget behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eYou Can’t Leave Against Medical Advice. You Work Here.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eHour nine of a twelve, and the thought has crossed their mind more than once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eThey checked. There is no form for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. 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FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? Email\n \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n so we can help make it right.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n .ue-product {\n --ue-ink: #111111;\n --ue-red: #b51228;\n --ue-green: #0f6337;\n --ue-pale: #f1f7f2;\n --ue-border: #d8d2cb;\n\n max-width: 760px;\n margin: 0 auto;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-body-family, Arial, sans-serif);\n font-size: 16px;\n line-height: 1.6;\n }\n\n .ue-product *,\n .ue-product *::before,\n .ue-product *::after {\n box-sizing: border-box;\n }\n\n .ue-product h2 {\n margin: 28px 0 12px;\n color: var(--ue-ink);\n font-family: var(--font-heading-family, \"Arial Black\", Impact, sans-serif);\n font-size: 21px;\n font-weight: 900;\n line-height: 1.2;\n letter-spacing: -0.01em;\n text-transform: uppercase;\n }\n\n .ue-product__name {\n margin-top: 0;\n font-size: clamp(24px, 5.5vw, 32px);\n letter-spacing: -0.03em;\n }\n\n .ue-product__hook {\n 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=========================================================== --\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"ue-product\"\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 1. DESIGN NAME + HOOK ---------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2 class=\"ue-product__name\"\u003eSanta Knows When You’ve Been Showing Away\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__hook\"\u003eThe dot went amber at 2:14 and nobody has heard from you since.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__aside\"\u003eHe sees the status. He knows what it means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- SOLD OUT BADGE.\n True for the 2025 holiday sweaters. Remove or edit for any product\n where it is not accurate. --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__notice\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSold out last year\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eThese sold out completely last year and the messages did not stop. Order early.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 2. WHAT YOU ARE BUYING --------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__clarify\"\u003e\n Ugly Christmas sweater energy. Cozy sweatshirt comfort. The design is\n printed, not knitted or embroidered.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 3. THREE BENEFITS -------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__benefits\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eSoft fleece comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eBrushed fleece inside with a smooth cotton blend face.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and hem. Straight through the body.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted holiday design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n \u003cspan\u003eFull color print applied to the front of the sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n \u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- HOLIDAY PANEL (one only) ------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003csection class=\"ue-product__holiday\" aria-labelledby=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003e\n \u003ch2 id=\"ue-dresscode\"\u003eWin the \u003cem\u003eUgly Sweater Contest\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__holiday-sub\"\u003eDress code: questionable holiday spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Built for ugly sweater parties, holiday photos, gift exchanges, and\n being the one people stop to read.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 4. FIT GUIDE ------------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eFit Guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003cul class=\"ue-product__fit\" role=\"list\"\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e start with your usual unisex sweatshirt size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore relaxed:\u003c\/strong\u003e consider sizing up one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized:\u003c\/strong\u003e compare measurements before choosing one or two sizes up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003c\/ul\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Fit preference and body proportions vary, so the measurements below are\n the most reliable guide.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e\n Customers note it runs warm and fits closer when layered. If you plan to\n wear something underneath, size up one.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- OPTIONAL: model sizing. Uncomment only when verified for THIS product.\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__fitnote\"\u003e[MODEL SIZE AND SIZE WORN, IF VERIFIED]\u003c\/p\u003e\n --\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 5. SIZE CHART ------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eSize Chart \u0026amp; How to Measure\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Lay a sweatshirt you like flat, measure armpit to armpit, and compare\n it with the garment measurements below.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- Measurements are the published spec for this blank.\n Re-check against the supplier sheet if the blank ever changes. --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__tablewrap\"\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__sizechart\"\u003e\n \u003ccaption\u003eGarment measurements in inches, taken with the sweatshirt laid flat\u003c\/caption\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eGarment width (armpit to armpit)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (shoulder to hem)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSleeve (center back neck to cuff)\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e33 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e34 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e35 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e36 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e37 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e38 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__measurenote\"\u003e\n Garment width is a flat measurement across the chest of the\n sweatshirt. It is not the same as a body circumference measurement\n taken around your chest with a tape.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 6. PRODUCT DETAILS ------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n \u003ctable class=\"ue-product__specs\"\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFabric\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester with air jet spun yarn and a brushed fleece interior\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eFit\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eClassic unisex crew neck, pre-shrunk\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eConstruction\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003e1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eDesign\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted front graphic\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eSizes\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eS through 3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003ePrinting\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003ePrinted and shipped from the United States\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eQuestions\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003ctd\u003eEmail \u003ca href=\"mailto:customercare@untamedego.com\"\u003ecustomercare@untamedego.com\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 7. CARE ------------------------------------------------ --\u003e\n \u003cdetails class=\"ue-product__info\"\u003e\n \u003csummary\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ue-product__info-name\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"ue-product__plus\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e+\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__info-body\"\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\n Wash inside out in cold water with like colors. Air dry to help\n preserve the print. Do not bleach or iron directly on the design.\n Follow the garment care label.\n \u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- REVIEWS. Verified customer reviews on UntamedEgo Christmas sweatshirts. --\u003e\n \u003ch2\u003eWhat Customers Say\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product__reviews\"\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eMust buy!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“I wore mine on my first day back in the office and everyone loved it. They even took pictures of my sweater. I got a lot of smiles and stares.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAzucena G. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eI won the sweater contest\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“Bought this sweater just for giggles and I ended up winning the ugly sweater contest at my job. Everyone kept asking me where I got it. I never received so many compliments on anything.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eAlex B. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003carticle class=\"ue-product__review\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__stars\" aria-label=\"5 out of 5 stars\"\u003e\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003ch3\u003eBest sweater ever\u003c\/h3\u003e\n \u003cblockquote\u003e“As someone who curses way too much this was perfect. Christmas is going to be a million times better wearing this.”\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n \u003ccite\u003eLauren P. · Customer Review\u003c\/cite\u003e\n \u003c\/article\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- CROSS-SELL --\u003e\n \u003cdiv class=\"ue-product-cross-sell\"\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product-cross-sell__eyebrow\"\u003eMore Places To Put It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ch2\u003eAdd Office Humor Stickers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n \u003cp\u003eHolographic vinyl, waterproof, and built for laptops, water bottles, and the lid of a travel mug. The sweatshirt says it at the party. The stickers say it every other day of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop office humor stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\n \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n \u003c!-- 9. REASSURANCE ----------------------------------------- --\u003e\n \u003cp class=\"ue-product__reassure\"\u003e\n Arrived damaged or received the wrong item? 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