A Total MILF | Funny Mother's Day Card
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This card is designed for the husband who knows his wife is a total MILF—or for the bold daughter who finds it absolutely hilarious to remind her mom she’s still got it. Whether it’s a flirty nod to the mother of your kids or an inside joke that leaves Mom blushing, this cheeky yet stylish floral card keeps Mother’s Day fun, fresh, and maybe just a little inappropriate. Because let’s be real—hot moms deserve recognition too. 🔥
Crafted with durable cardstock and a premium matte coating, this card is the perfect way to celebrate the amazing mom in your life. Measuring 5 inches by 7 inches, it features a blank interior for your own heartfelt (or hilarious) message. This Mother’s Day card is made in Colorado, USA, and comes with a kraft envelope featuring an easy-to-use adhesive strip for hassle-free sealing.
- Perfect gift for mothers, stepmothers, and grandmothers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)
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I got this shirt as a gift for my daughter as it fits her personality. It is super cute and good quality! And, my daughter absolutely loved it!
Great Valentine's card for my fwb
Great product.
I get so many compliments when I wear my holding grudges shirt, but the best was when the lady checking me out at Sephora saw it and filled my bag with samples! Love it so much.
Got for my BFF - love the size and message ! Love this company
Quality card. Perfect for that ex who hasn’t completely exited.
As a cat mom and lover, we approve this sticker! It was probably the first one in my cart! King Rocket says it’s the best one!
How can you not love and laugh at this? Definitely a good one to have, let people know you’re not messing around! Sweet but psycho indeed!
Decorated my laptop with these to let people know I want to be left alone 😂! But seriously, love these in your face stickers!
I love love love these fun, tongue in cheek, in your face stickers. Got 8 stickers the first time, and I’m about to get more!
Such a great gift and the huge smile and laughter when my friend opened it was the BEST!!
Great quality looks great! Thank you!!
My sister loved it. It would be even better if the lettering was on the front and the star-filled sky was on in the inside so it seems like a sweet card until you open it.
My friend LOVED this shirt I got her for her birthday. It is hilarious! Well made shirt.