{"title":"Jumbo Mugs 20 oz","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"coffee-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-jumbo-mug","title":"Coffee Makes Me Feel Less Murdery Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eCoffee makes me feel. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eLess \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003emurdery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBarely. But it counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the mornings that require more than the standard dose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who runs on coffee. The coworker who deserves peace. The version of you that already deserves this and knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz was the right call. Handle is comfortable. Print is bold and clean. Perfect.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my coworker. She said this is the most understood she has ever felt in the office. 10\/10.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid mug. Holds heat forever. Print still perfect after weeks of daily use. Would buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my mom who has said this exact phrase for years. She screamed when she opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"The size is exactly what I needed. Great quality. Perfect gift for anyone who runs on coffee.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that keeps the peace every morning. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eJumbo size. Jumbo attitude. Jumbo caffeine needs. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe 20oz Solution To Almost Everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eCoffee makes me feel less murdery. It is not a joke. It is a diagnosis. And a solution. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle for the mornings when standard mug capacity is simply not enough. The kind of mug that says exactly what she is thinking before she is ready to say it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that keeps the peace every morning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eShe opens the box. She reads it. She laughs the tired laugh of someone who has been there. It becomes her favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Runs On Coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one who is not to be spoken to before her first cup and everyone around her already knows it. The one whose caffeine intake is medicinal. The one whose humor is dark and honest in equal measure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves Peace\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose entire team will understand the assignment when they see it. The gift that says I understand you without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug is the anchor. The stickers are the chaos. Together they turn any laptop, water bottle, or coworker's desk into a full mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. 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Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eShe Said It So You Don't Have To. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eBecause Standard Was Never Going To Be Enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the mornings that require more. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of caffeine capacity and a message that says exactly what everyone around her needs to hear. The kind of gift that says I see you and I brought reinforcements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. 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All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50033103798520,"sku":"12976282169113492391","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/coffe-makes-me-feel-less-murdery-mug.png?v=1784856987"},{"product_id":"i-believe-in-holding-grudges-ill-heal-in-hell-jumbo-mug","title":"I Believe In Holding Grudges I'll Heal In Hell Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eI believe in holding grudges. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eI'll heal in \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ehell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBoth are commitments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have been keeping receipts for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. 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Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who keeps receipts. The best friend who has been holding a specific grudge for a decade. The version of you that gave up on being the bigger person years ago and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"This mug is exactly who I am. Ordered a second one before I even used the first one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been holding a specific grudge for 8 years. They said this was validation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid mug. Holds heat well. Print is sharp and hasn't faded. Would buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz was the right call. Handle is easy to grip. Bold clear print. My favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling for their birthday. They laughed so hard they cried. Best gift I have given.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that keeps score. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThey remember everything. They forgive nothing. They are at peace. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug For The Ones Who Do Not Forget. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eI believe in holding grudges. Ill heal in hell. This is not a joke. This is a lifestyle choice made a long time ago and fully committed to. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for the coffee, the tea, and the receipts they are definitely keeping. Bold print that reads clearly and says exactly what they mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that keeps score\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They smile the smile of someone who has been keeping receipts. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Keeps Receipts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been keeping the same grudge for years and are not about to let it go now. The ones whose memory is long and whose humor is dark. The ones who wear grudges like accessories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose entire team already knows they do not forget. The gift that says I see you and I understand you completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug is the anchor. The stickers are the chaos. Together they turn any laptop, water bottle, or coworker's desk into a full mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eFor The Ones Who Believe In Holding Grudges. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug For The Ones Who Are Fine With That.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who do not forgive and do not forget. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that tells the whole truth. The kind of gift that makes someone feel completely seen and completely at peace with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50033193124088,"sku":"30020335429806048600","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/untamedego-I-believe-in-holding-grudges-mug.png?v=1784840268"},{"product_id":"freak-in-the-sheets-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Freak In The Sheets Jumbo Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eFreak in the sheets. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eCoffee in the \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003emorning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eA whole personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who contain multitudes. And caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend with the confidence and the caffeine dependency. The best friend who has always been this way. The version of you that already knows this mug was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and now every coworker who walks past my desk stops to read it. Instant conversation starter.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker's birthday. They laughed for a solid minute then said it was the best gift they had ever received at the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp and hasn't faded after weeks of daily use at the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Fits perfectly on my desk between meetings. Would 100% buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for a coworker as a leaving gift and they said it was the most them gift ever received. Perfect for a work desk.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says what everyone was thinking. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWild at night. Wired in the morning. Perfectly balanced. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Understands The Full Range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eFreak in the sheets. Coffee in the morning. Two truths. One mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for the coffee that fuels the morning after the night before. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says what everyone was thinking\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh. They immediately show their partner. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Contains Multitudes\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones with a chaotic dating life and a full pot of coffee to match. The ones whose humor is bold and whose sense of self is unshakeable. The ones who see this and immediately think yes. that one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Dry Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose whole team knows they will keep it real. The gift that says I understand you and I brought coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eFor The Ones Who Contain Multitudes. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Understands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who bring the energy to every room they enter. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that tells the whole truth. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply understood, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50051326902520,"sku":"20499499194890269149","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/freak-in-the-sheets.png?v=1784856734"},{"product_id":"i-put-a-spell-on-you-because-you-are-a-cunt-jumbo-mug","title":"I Put A Spell On You Because You Are A Cunt Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eI put a spell on you. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause you're a \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ecunt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe witch has spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have already cast the spell in their head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has always been this way. The best friend who casts spells in silence. The version of you that has already thought this exact thing today and needed somewhere to put it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and it made my whole week. Already ordered two more as Halloween gifts.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Perfect Halloween gift for my best friend. They laughed so loud when they opened it. Sent me photos of it with their coffee the next morning.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp and has not faded after weeks of daily use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Feels solid and looks incredible. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my sibling who has always had strong opinions. They said this was the best gift they had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe witch was ready. The spell was cast. The mug was born. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Says It Loud And Clear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eI put a spell on you because you're a cunt. No further context needed. No apologies offered. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly cursing whoever ruined your morning. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh loudly. They immediately show three people. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With A Witchy Attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who love Halloween year-round and speak their mind constantly. The ones whose humor is dark and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose whole team already understands the assignment. The gift that says I see you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e🎃 Add a little spooky to the haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Coven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Halloween Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eSpooky. Sparkly. Completely unhinged. Horror icons reimagined with an UntamedEgo twist. Rare retired designs. Brand new never-before-released Halloween art. You do not pick. We surprise you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eLimited edition. Once the vault closes it closes forever. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/halloween-stickers\/products\/mystery-unhinged-cute-sticker-pack-funny-glitter-aesthetic-vinyl-stickers-with-sass-and-chaos-for-laptops-and-water-bottles-copy\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eGrab The Halloween Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eGone when the season ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eFor The Witches. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Spell Has Been Cast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have thoughts and no filter. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says exactly what they mean. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50051343778040,"sku":"33691930040946923297","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_23_2026_11_11_08_PM.png?v=1784873599"},{"product_id":"shit-show-supervisor-jumbo-mug","title":"Shit Show Supervisor Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eShit show supervisor. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003epromoted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe title finally matches the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have been running the show without the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who runs the family, the group project, and the group chat. The best friend who has been supervising the chaos for years. The version of you that has already been called this today at least once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who walks past my desk stops to read it. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my manager as a birthday gift. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift for anyone running the chaos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through several washes. Perfect for the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for the mornings I need it. Handle is comfortable. Bold print. My new favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who is the actual glue holding our team together. She uses it every single day and gets compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally acknowledges the workload. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe job. The chaos. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Promotion Nobody Actually Asked For.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eShit show supervisor. Not the title on the org chart but the one that actually fits. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle for the coffee that fuels the impossible workload. Perfect for the office, the home office, or wherever the current shit show is being managed. Bold print that acknowledges the reality nobody else will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally acknowledges the workload\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the tired laugh of someone who is currently supervising three separate shit shows. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Running The Whole Circus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are quietly holding it all together. The ones whose job description does not begin to cover what they actually do. The ones who saw this and thought yes. finally. someone gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves Recognition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team knows they are the reason anything gets done. The gift that says I see the work you are doing and I appreciate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Title Nobody Applied For. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Earned This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that finally names the job. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a title that matches the actual workload. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Untamedego LLC","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50051359047928,"sku":"28747131662110049075","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/shit-show-supervisor-mug.png?v=1784918428"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-twatwaffle-jumbo-mug","title":"Don't Be A Twatwaffle Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eDon't be a twatwaffle. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eIt really is that \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003esimple.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eUniversal life advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that says everything the group chat has been thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. 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That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who tells it straight. The best friend who has been giving this advice for years. The version of you that has already said this to someone this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and I use it every single day. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend for their birthday. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with strong opinions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through several washes. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold print that reads clearly. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling as a joke and they said it was the most them gift they had ever received. They use it every morning.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the advice for free. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eSimple advice. Bold delivery. Universal application. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Delivers The Message Directly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDon't be a twatwaffle. Genuinely just do not be one. Some of the best advice ever printed on a mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering wisdom to the person across the table. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the advice for free\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh. They immediately show three coworkers. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Says It Like It Is\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have zero patience for nonsense. The ones whose humor is direct and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately sent it to at least three people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves This\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they don't tolerate twatwaffles. The gift that says I understand you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Simplest Life Advice. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that delivers the message before you have to. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and universal life advice printed loud and clear. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50051385753848,"sku":"32275329229440738304","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dontbeatwatwaffle-mug.png?v=1784881819"},{"product_id":"copy-of-dont-be-a-cuntcake-jumbo-mug","title":"Don't Be A Cuntcake Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eDon't be a cuntcake. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eIt's really not that \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ehard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eJust do the bare minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that says what the whole group chat has been thinking for weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who calls it out. The best friend who has been giving this advice for years. The version of you that has definitely thought this today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed with this mug. Bought it for myself and I use it every single day. No regrets.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend for their birthday. They laughed so hard they cried. Perfect gift for anyone with opinions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through several washes. Would buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable to grip. Bold print. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling as a joke gift and they said it was the most them gift ever. They use it every morning now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the quiet part loud. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eSome advice never goes out of style. This is one of them. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Says The Thing Nobody Else Will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eDon't be a cuntcake. That is it. That is the whole message. Simple. Direct. Universally applicable. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering the message to whoever needs to hear it today. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the quiet part loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh. They immediately send a photo to the group chat. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With Zero Filter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who call it exactly as they see it. The ones whose humor is honest and unfiltered. The ones who saw this and immediately thought of at least three people it applies to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Gets It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they don't tolerate this behavior. The gift that says I get you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. 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Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eSimple. Direct. Universally Understood. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eIt Really Isn't That Hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that says the thing nobody else will. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and one very direct piece of advice. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50051992912120,"sku":"16766287387471926017","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dontbeacuntcake-mug-Photoroom_1.jpg?v=1784874267"},{"product_id":"dont-be-a-thundercunt-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Don't Be A Thundercunt Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eDon't be a thundercunt. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe advice is \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003efree.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eTake it or leave it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for when a regular reminder just is not enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who calls people out. The best friend who has been dealing with thundercunts for years and finally has the mug to prove it. The version of you that has definitely used this word this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and it makes me smile every morning. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend for their birthday. They laughed for a full minute when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with strong opinions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through many washes. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold print that reads perfectly. My new favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling as a joke and they said it was the most them gift they have ever received. They use it every single morning now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth clearly. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eBigger energy. Bigger warning. Bigger mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Takes The Warning Up A Notch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDon't be a thundercunt. When twatwaffle is not quite strong enough. When cuntcake does not capture the full scope. Sometimes you need the mug that acknowledges the specific energy someone is bringing. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly sending a message. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth clearly\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh hard. They immediately think of at least three specific people. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Says It Louder\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who do not sugarcoat anything. The ones whose humor is bold and unfiltered. The ones who saw this and immediately thought of the exact person it applies to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Gets It Immediately\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they call it exactly as they see it. The gift that says I understand you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eWhen Twatwaffle Just Is Not Enough. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Know Who Needs This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for when a regular reminder just is not enough. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a warning that gets straight to the point. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50053634687224,"sku":"32654350269790015109","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dontbeathundercunt-mug.png?v=1785191531"},{"product_id":"i-like-spooky-things-and-the-word-fuck-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I Like Spooky Things And The Word Fuck Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eI like spooky things. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eAnd the word \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003efuck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eBoth are personality traits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who like their coffee bold and their vocabulary bolder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has always been this way. The best friend who curses like it is her second language. The version of you that has already used both words today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is literally my whole personality on a mug. Bought two more as Halloween gifts within the same week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Perfect Halloween gift for my best friend. They screamed when they opened it. Sent me a photo of it with their coffee within the hour.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp and has not faded after weeks of daily use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Feels solid and looks incredible. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my sibling who has always had a spooky aesthetic and a vocabulary to match. They said this was the most them gift they have ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the honest thing. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eSpooky. Bold. Completely honest about both. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Tells The Whole Truth Before Coffee Even Kicks In.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eI like spooky things. And the word fuck. Both are true. Both are permanent. Both belong on the same mug and now they are. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and the mornings when you are exactly this. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said with no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the honest thing\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh. They immediately show three people who already know exactly why they were the right recipient. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With The Spooky Vocabulary\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose Halloween aesthetic is year-round and whose vocabulary matches. The ones whose humor is dark and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is very specifically me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Spooky Aesthetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already understands the assignment. The gift that says I get you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e🎃 Add a little spooky to the haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Coven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Halloween Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eSpooky. Sparkly. Completely unhinged. Horror icons reimagined with an UntamedEgo twist. Rare retired designs. Brand new never-before-released Halloween art. You do not pick. We surprise you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eLimited edition. Once the vault closes it closes forever. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/halloween-stickers\/products\/mystery-unhinged-cute-sticker-pack-funny-glitter-aesthetic-vinyl-stickers-with-sass-and-chaos-for-laptops-and-water-bottles-copy\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab The Halloween Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eGone when the season ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eFor The Ones Who Like Spooky Things. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eBoth Are Correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have a spooky aesthetic and no filter. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says exactly what they mean. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50055529365752,"sku":"12329046921135069919","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ilikespookythings-jumbo-mug.png?v=1785192536"},{"product_id":"i-refuse-to-argue-with-people-that-should-have-been-swallowed-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I Refuse To Argue With People That Should Have Been Swallowed Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eI refuse to argue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eWith people that should have been \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eswallowed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eA boundary in mug form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have officially stopped explaining themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who does not argue. The best friend who has been perfecting the art of ignoring people for years. The version of you that has already refused to engage today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed with this mug. Bought it for myself and it makes me smile every single morning. Absolute must have.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been over people since 2019. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with boundaries.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. The butterflies are so cute in person. Print has held up perfectly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold print with cute butterflies. My favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my mom who has officially retired from arguing with idiots. She said it was the most accurate mug she has ever owned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that ends the conversation. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe boundary. The delivery. The mug that closes the conversation. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Sets The Boundary Before Coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eI refuse to argue with people that should have been swallowed. It is not a joke. It is a policy. A boundary. A lifestyle choice. And now it is a mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle featuring bold black text and pink and purple butterflies because even boundaries can be pretty. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly ignoring whoever needs to be ignored today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that ends the conversation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has just found their new life motto. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With The Boundaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have officially stopped explaining themselves. The ones whose humor is direct and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately felt personally understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Sets The Tone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they will not be arguing with anyone. The gift that says I get you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Boundary Is Set. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eShe Refuses To Engage. And She Is Right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who no longer explain themselves. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. Pink and purple butterflies. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a boundary printed loud and clear. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063502311672,"sku":"23663159863598382238","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/i-refuse-to-argue-with-people-mug.png?v=1785194749"},{"product_id":"dont-be-hippotwatamus-mug","title":"Don't Be HippoTwatamus Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: durable white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063510175992,"sku":"29973505526162621900","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dont-be-a-hippo-twat-mug.png?v=1785282550"},{"product_id":"on-this-day-she-gave-zero-fucks-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"On This Day She Gave Zero Fucks Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eOn this day. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eShe gave zero \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003efucks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eA daily reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have officially retired from caring what anyone thinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. 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Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who taught you how to stop caring. The best friend who has been giving zero fucks since before it was aspirational. The version of you that has finally stopped explaining herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and it sets the tone for my entire day. Best gift I have given myself in years.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has officially entered her unbothered era. She said it was the most accurate gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and has held up through many washes. Would buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is easy to grip. Bold clear print. My new favorite morning affirmation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my mom who has been in her zero fucks era for a decade. She said it was the most accurate mug she has ever owned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that sets the daily tone. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe daily affirmation. The energy check. The mug that sets the tone. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Sets The Tone Every Morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eOn this day she gave zero fucks. Not most days. This day. Every day. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly declaring your energy level to everyone within eyeshot. Bold print that sets the tone before you have even opened your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that sets the daily tone\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They smile the specific smile of someone who is officially not going to be caring today. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Stopped Caring\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have officially entered their zero fucks era. The ones whose energy is unshakeable. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. every day. that one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Radiates Peace\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows they operate on their own energy. The gift that says I understand you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Daily Reminder. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eShe Has Reached A New Level Of Peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have entered a new era. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a daily affirmation that sets the tone before you have even had your first sip. The kind of gift that makes someone feel completely seen and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063539831032,"sku":"32145034113492782298","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/on-this-day-she-gave-zero-fucks-mug.png?v=1785282131"},{"product_id":"have-a-great-day-just-kidding-go-fuck-yourself-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Have A Great Day Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eHave a great day. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eJust kidding, go fuck \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eyourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe switch happens fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that lulls you in and hits you with the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has always been this way. The best friend who has been delivering polite rage since 2016. The version of you that has already said this in your head today at least three times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Read the setup and then busted out laughing at the reveal. Bought a second one within a week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend for their birthday. They laughed so hard they had to sit down. Perfect gift for anyone with opinions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and hasn't faded. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. The reveal at the bottom is the whole reason to buy it. My favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been over people since 2015. She said it was the most accurate gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you were thinking anyway. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe setup. The reveal. The most iconic bait and switch on ceramic. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Starts Sweet And Ends Honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eHave a great day. Just kidding, go fuck yourself. The most iconic bait and switch ever put on a mug. It starts sincere. It ends honest. Both are somehow correct. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly reminding the room how you actually feel. Bold print that delivers the punchline every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you were thinking anyway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the top. They keep reading. They laugh out loud when they hit the reveal. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With The Perfect Delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who can pull off the bait and switch in real conversation. The ones who saw this and immediately thought, yes, that is exactly how I feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Gets It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows exactly how they feel about Monday meetings. The gift that says I understand you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door, and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Setup. The Reveal. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eHave A Great Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that lulls them into a false sense of security. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a punchline that hits every single morning. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063545827576,"sku":"13181293787720824447","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/HAVE-A-GREAT-DAY-JUST-KIDDING-MUG.png?v=1785281756"},{"product_id":"excel-lent-at-my-job-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Excel-Lent At My Job Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe spreadsheet \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003epun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe self-assessment is complete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who are quietly running the entire company from a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has genuinely mastered Excel. The best friend who runs their entire household off a color-coded spreadsheet. The version of you who takes quiet pride in your formulas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and my whole team laughed. Now everyone in the office wants one. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who lives and breathes Excel. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift for anyone in finance.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for long meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who runs three departments through one spreadsheet. They use it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the compliment for you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eA spreadsheet pun. A performance review in mug form. Both are true. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Self-Assessment Nobody Else Was Going To Write.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. A pun. A performance review. A confident statement of fact. All at the same time. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly informing the entire office that you built the pivot table that runs the department. Bold print that says exactly what the yearly review should have said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives the compliment for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been carrying the whole spreadsheet for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Built The Pivot Table\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are quietly running the entire company through a spreadsheet nobody else understands. The ones who love a well-placed pun. The ones who saw this and thought yes. finally. some recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Deserves The Compliment\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team knows they are the reason the reports come out on time. The gift that says I see your VLOOKUPs and I appreciate them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Compliment You Would Not Give Yourself. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that gives the compliment nobody was going to give. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says exactly what the performance review should have said. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063564505336,"sku":"19057400404871504867","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/FUNNY-OFFICE-MUG-EXCEL-LENT-AT-MY-JOB.png?v=1785281308"},{"product_id":"i-know-i-swear-alot-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I Know I Swear Alot Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eI know I swear a lot. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eYou can go fuck \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eyourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eA three-part apology that is not an apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug with the three-part apology that is not actually an apology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend whose vocabulary is legendary. The best friend who has been swearing constantly since middle school. The version of you that has already committed to the bit today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Read the whole thing at the office and had to explain to my coworkers why I was laughing. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose vocabulary is 40 percent expletives. They read it out loud and started crying laughing. Perfect.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Print is bold and clear. Holds heat well. Definitely worth it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. The reveal at the bottom is the best part. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my mom who has famously never apologized for her language and she said it was the most accurate mug she has ever owned.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the whole routine. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe setup. The reversal. The reveal. The perfect comedic three-part structure. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Ends With The Punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eI know I swear a lot. I'm sorry I'll try to be better. One and two are lies. You can go fuck yourself. Three lies and a truth in one perfect setup. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering the punchline to whoever needed to hear it today. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and follows through completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the whole routine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the top. They keep reading. They laugh the moment they hit the punchline. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Never Apologizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose vocabulary is 40 percent expletives and they are not sorry about it. The ones whose humor lands the reveal every single time. The ones who saw this and immediately felt seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Speaks Freely\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team is already used to the vocabulary and secretly loves it. The gift that says I understand you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Perfect Three Part Apology. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eShe Meant It. Every Single Word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who commit to the bit completely. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a punchline that lands every single morning. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063597011192,"sku":"27373568066538756570","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/I-know-I-swear-alot-mug.png?v=1785280736"},{"product_id":"im-not-the-bigger-person-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I'm Not The Bigger Person Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eI'm not the bigger person. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eI will hit you with a \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003echair.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eConsider this a warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have officially retired from taking the high road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has always been this way. The best friend who has never once pretended to be the bigger person. The version of you that has already thought this today at least once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is literally my whole personality on a mug. Bought a second one within a week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has never once been the bigger person. They laughed so loud when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through several washes. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold print. My new favorite mug for the record.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been holding grudges since 2015. She said it was the most accurate gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that comes with the warning built in. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe bigger person left the chat. The mug is here now. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Comes With A Warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eI'm not the bigger person. I will hit you with a chair. Two sentences. Both accurate. Both non-negotiable. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly warning the room about your emotional availability today. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that comes with the warning built in\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh loudly. They immediately think of at least three people who should probably be warned. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Fights Back\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have gladly retired from taking the high road. The ones whose humor is bold and unfiltered. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that one. that is me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Warned You\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this as a warning to the entire office. The one whose team already knows exactly what they are dealing with. The gift that says I understand you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eShe Is Not The Bigger Person. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eConsider This The Warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have officially opted out of the higher moral ground. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that doubles as a warning. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063608938744,"sku":"23402953307386331832","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/bigger-person-hit-you-with-a-chair-mug.png?v=1785280339"},{"product_id":"dumbest-way-possible-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Dumbest Way Possible Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eYes, let's do it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe dumbest way \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003epossible.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBecause it is easier for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that says what you have been thinking all week in every single meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who deals with this at work every single day. The best friend who has been rehearsing this exact phrase for months. The version of you that has definitely thought this in a meeting this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and now every coworker who walks past my desk stops to read it and laughs. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has been complaining about the same broken process for six months. They laughed so loud the whole floor heard.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold print that reads clearly. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been trapped in the same meeting cycle for months. They use it every single day and it gets compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe passive aggressive response of the year. Now on a mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Response You Have Been Rehearsing In Your Head All Quarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eYes lets do it the dumbest way possible because its easier for you. The subtle rage. The office diplomacy. The exact phrase you cannot say out loud in a meeting but absolutely can drink out of. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly making a point in every meeting. Bold print that says what you have been thinking without you having to open your mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says the thing you cannot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been on a call about the same thing for six months. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Been In The Meeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been on the call about the same broken process for months. The ones whose humor is dry and passive aggressive in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. someone gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Understands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already knows they are on the same page. The gift that says I have been in the meeting too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Passive Aggressive Response Of The Year. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Waiting To Say This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have been rehearsing the perfect passive aggressive response for months. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says what the meeting will not let you say out loud. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063610315000,"sku":"12205650777310244503","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_28_2026_03_57_09_PM.png?v=1785279441"},{"product_id":"none-of-your-emails-are-finding-me-well-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"None Of Your Emails Are Finding Me Well Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eNone of your emails. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0; padding: 0; text-align: left;\"\u003eAre you finding me \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ewell\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003ePlease stop asking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have been running out of polite email openers since March.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who lives with permanent inbox anxiety. The best friend who has been meaning to reply for weeks. The version of you that has been replying to the same email in your head for six days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to read it and laughed. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been drowning in emails for months. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use. Perfect.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my manager who has been apologizing for late replies for three years. They use it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers the email for you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe most honest response to every email ever received. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Response You Wish You Could Actually Send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eNone of your emails are finding me well. Every single one is finding you unwell, actually. This is the emotional truth of your entire inbox on one mug. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly delivering the message to whoever needed to hear it in the meeting today. Bold print that acknowledges what every reply email has been secretly wishing you could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers the email for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose inbox has been unread since Tuesday. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With 400 Unread Emails\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose inbox has been at bankruptcy levels for years. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. finally. someone said it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Feels This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this like water. The one whose team already knows they are three weeks behind on replies. The gift that says I understand you completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Reply Nobody Sends. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Waiting To Say This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones whose inbox anxiety is a lifestyle. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a truth that every email reply has been dying to say. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063719825656,"sku":"38751389842310178474","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_28_2026_03_29_27_PM.png?v=1785277781"},{"product_id":"work-bestie-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Work Bestie Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eWork bestie. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe reason work is \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ebearable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe definition speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the person who makes going to work worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been going out to lunch with you every week. The best friend at work who has weathered every reorg with you. The person you send eye roll emojis to during every all-hands meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my work bestie of 5 years and they cried a little. Best gift I have ever given at the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who is leaving for a new job. They cried when they read the definition. Perfect goodbye gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp. Perfect gift for a work friend.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My work bestie loves it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie for their birthday. They use it every single day and told me it is their favorite thing on their desk.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you never say out loud. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe eye rolls. The snacks. The lunch. Officially recognized. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Best Friend Every Job Actually Needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eWork bestie. That special person who makes work bearable. A coworker you mainly communicate with through eye rolls and sarcasm. The one who always goes out to lunch with you, stashes the best snacks, and is willing to grab coffee. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. The perfect gift to say I would not survive this place without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that says everything you never say out loud\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They immediately look at you and start laugh crying because they know exactly who they are. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Work Bestie Who Deserves This\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been getting you through Mondays for years. The one who saved you a seat in the meeting. The one whose snack drawer has kept you fed through every hard week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Whose Snack Drawer Kept You Alive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one who has kept the string cheese and pretzels flowing since day one. The gift that says I would not have made it this long without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eShe Made Work Bearable. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Her Favorite Coworker Too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that says everything you have been meaning to tell your work bestie for years. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a definition that finally puts it in writing. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, tear up a little, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50063727165688,"sku":"34173405710406600638","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/work-bestie-mug.png?v=1785279327"},{"product_id":"angry-grammar-mug-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Angry Grammar Mug Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: durable white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066422497528,"sku":"67019752059697064285","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/angry-gramma-code..png?v=1785283493"},{"product_id":"corporate-email-lingo-mug-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Corporate Email Lingo Mug Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe dictionary you actually needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend in HR. The best friend who lives in Outlook. The coworker who has typed per my last email at least three times this week alone. The version of you that has been fluent in this language for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to read every translation. My whole team wants one.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has typed per my last email at least a hundred times this year. They laughed at every single translation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who lives in Outlook.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie in HR. They use it every single day and their whole team asks about it in every meeting.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that translates the whole inbox. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe passive aggression. The politeness. The translation. All on one mug. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Cheat Sheet Every Office Worker Deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that translates the whole inbox\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the whole list. They laugh at every single translation. They text photos to at least three coworkers. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Fluent In Corporate\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones fluent in polite corporate rage. The ones who have written per my last email a hundred times this quarter. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. every single translation. accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Sends Perfect Emails\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose polite emails have been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I have translated every one of your emails and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Cheat Sheet Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Fluent In This Language For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066431082744,"sku":"15813794322249371254","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/corporate-email-mug.png?v=1785284075"},{"product_id":"woke-up-gay-again-mug-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Woke Up Gay Again Mug Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eWoke up gay again. 🏳️‍🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eEvery damn \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eA daily miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who wake up thriving in their identity every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who lives their truth daily. The best friend whose Pride flag has been up since 2017. The version of you that has never once wanted to be anything other than exactly this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and it makes me smile every single morning. Best gift I have given myself in years.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my partner as a just because gift. They lit up when they read it. Best random gift I have ever given.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and hasn't faded. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my best friend for Pride and they cried a little. They use it every single morning now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that starts every day right. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe daily affirmation. The daily win. The daily joy. 🏳️‍🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Announces The Best News Every Morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eWoke up gay again. And then again. And then again. Every single day. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly announcing the best daily news to the whole household. Bold print that celebrates the identity that has always been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that starts every day right\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They light up. They immediately send a photo to their partner or best friend. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Woke Up Gay\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who wake up gay and are absolutely thrilled about it every single day. The ones whose joy is unshakeable. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. every morning. every single one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Is Out And Proud\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole vibe is confident and unbothered. The gift that says I see you and I celebrate you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Daily Announcement. 🏳️‍🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Best News To Wake Up To.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that celebrates the identity that has always been there. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a daily affirmation that hits every single morning. The kind of gift that makes someone smile the specific smile of being completely seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066435703032,"sku":"16982728107967080922","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/woke-up-gay-again-mug.png?v=1785283722"},{"product_id":"have-you-considered-shutting-the-fuck-up-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Have You Considered Shutting The Fuck Up Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eHave you considered. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eShutting the fuck \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eup.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eA polite suggestion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who have been mentally saying this in every meeting for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has zero patience. The best friend who has been thinking this at every family dinner for a decade. The version of you that has definitely almost asked this question out loud today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and I have thought this exact question in every single meeting since. Best mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been asking this question mentally for years. They laughed so hard they cried.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My new favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my mom who has been asking this question about my dad for 30 years. She said it was the most accurate gift she has ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally asks the question. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe question. The suggestion. The mug that finally asks it out loud. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Poses The Most Important Question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eHave you considered shutting the fuck up. It is not a suggestion. It is a question. A very serious one. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly asking the question everyone in the room has been thinking. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and follows through completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally asks the question\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh loud enough to alarm someone nearby. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Asks The Right Questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been asking this exact question in their head for years. The ones whose humor is honest and unfiltered. The ones who saw this and immediately felt personally understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Has Been Waiting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already thinks this exact thing in every meeting. The gift that says I have been thinking it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door, and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Question Everyone Was Thinking. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003ePlease Actually Consider It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that asks the question nobody has been brave enough to say out loud. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a suggestion delivered with maximum politeness. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. 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All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066451333368,"sku":"32189437295420406826","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/have-you-considered-shutting-the-fuck-up-mug.png?v=1785289722"},{"product_id":"sorry-i-was-rude-it-was-probably-your-fault-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Sorry I Was Rude It Was Probably Your Fault Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: durable white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066454872312,"sku":"53918334379324999991","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/2652475657527227068_2048.jpg?v=1785285875"},{"product_id":"dear-diary-today-i-almost-slapped-a-bitch-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"Dear Diary Today I Almost Slapped A Bitch Angry Kitty Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eDear Diary. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eToday I almost slapped a \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003ebitch.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe daily journal entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones whose journal entries have been the same sentence for weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has excellent restraint. The best friend who has almost lost it in every family gathering since 2018. The version of you that has definitely written this exact sentence in your head today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is literally my diary entry every single day. Best gift I have ever given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose restraint at family gatherings is legendary. They laughed so hard when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My new favorite morning journal entry.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who is the calmest most patient person I know. She said this is what her inner monologue looks like. Best gift ever.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the entry for you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe setup. The confession. The daily emotional log. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Reads Like A Diary Entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDear Diary. Today I almost slapped a bitch. That is it. That is the whole entry. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly logging your emotional state to whoever is standing nearby. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires zero elaboration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the entry for you\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose diary entry today would be word for word identical. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Whose Diary Reads The Same Every Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose journal entries have been the same one sentence for months. The ones whose humor is dark and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that entry. word for word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Restraint\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows what they have almost done today. The gift that says I understand you completely and I would have joined in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Diary Entry Of The Week. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Restraint Is Truly Something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that reads like a diary entry and hits like a confession. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that speaks for everyone who has ever had a really long day. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066463981816,"sku":"21463409897008037592","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dear-diary-mug.png?v=1785288754"},{"product_id":"i-hope-this-email-finds-you-before-i-do-angry-kitty-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do Angry Kitty Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eI hope this email. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eFinds you before I \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003edo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eAngry Kitty is not amused.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug where Angry Kitty finally gets to send the email he has been drafting all quarter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has typed I hope this finds you well hundreds of times through gritted teeth. The best friend who has been drafting angry emails in her head for years. The version of you that has almost hit send on the honest version this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to read the whole thing. Best mug I have ever bought.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been sending polite corporate emails through gritted teeth for years. They screamed when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Angry Kitty on the front is exactly what makes it perfect. Great for the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Angry Kitty is incredible. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who has been drafting angry emails in her head since 2019. She uses it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the email nobody sends. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite opener. The furious sign-off. Angry Kitty at the center of it all. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Email You Wish You Could Actually Send.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eI hope this email finds you before I do. Featuring Angry Kitty, the beloved UntamedEgo character who has been giving people the look for years. The polite email opener flipped into a threat with Angry Kitty backing every single word. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly warning the room about your current state of professional patience. Bold print that says exactly what every reply email has been secretly wishing you could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that writes the email nobody sends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been rehearsing this exact email in their head all week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With The Perfect Email Voice\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have mastered the polite corporate opener while quietly plotting revenge. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought, yes, that is my inbox energy exactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Is Running Out Of Patience\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already knows the polite tone is barely holding. The gift that says I see the emails you are drafting and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Email That Finds You Well. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAngry Kitty Approves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug where Angry Kitty finally gets to send the email he has been drafting. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the UntamedEgo character everyone knows front and center. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066470043896,"sku":"33827546926013973691","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/i-hope-this-email-finds-you-mug.png?v=1785288492"},{"product_id":"idk-i-just-work-here-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"IDK I Just Work Here Jumbo 20oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eIDK. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eI just work \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ehere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe only answer that matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who have officially opted out of knowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend in customer service. The best friend who has been saying this to random customers for a decade. The version of you that has already said this out loud today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh at it. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker in retail. They laughed so hard they had to sit down. Perfect gift for anyone dealing with the public.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone in customer service.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite mug for long shifts.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who works in customer service. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers every question at once. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe response. The disclaimer. The mug that answers every question at once. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Perfect Answer To Every Question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eIDK I just work here. The universal disclaimer. The answer to every question above your pay grade. The response you have been giving in your head for years. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly opting out of every conversation you did not sign up for. Bold print that says everything you need to say without having to say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that answers every question at once\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been giving this exact answer to every question all quarter. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Refuses To Take Ownership\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have perfected the art of the disclaimer. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought, yes, that is my entire professional stance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Has Stopped Trying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this immediately. The one whose team already knows they will not be able to answer that question either. The gift that says I understand you and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Perfect Answer. Every Single Time. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eIt Really Is Not Her Department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have officially opted out of knowing anything above their pay grade. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the disclaimer everyone has been rehearsing for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50066504745208,"sku":"21658191675708002123","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/idk-i-just-work-here-mug.png?v=1785355793"},{"product_id":"the-horrors-persist-but-so-do-i-jumbo-20oz-mug","title":"The Horrors Persist But So Do I  Jumbo 20 oz Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe horrors persist. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eBut so do \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eI.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe daily affirmation. Slightly deranged edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who are still here. Somehow. Against all odds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken, we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been through it and is still here. The best friend whose sense of humor is her survival tool. The version of you that has already been persisting through the horrors today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself after the year I have had and it makes me laugh every single morning. Best gift I have given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been through it lately. They cried and then laughed when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite daily affirmation.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been having a rough year. She said it was the most understood she has felt in months.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she is still here. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe struggle. The endurance. The mug that says both are true. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Mug That Says She Is Still Here Somehow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eThe horrors persist but so do I. The most relatable phrase of our generation put on a mug because it deserved to be. A daily reminder that things are hard and she is still here somehow. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly asserting your continued existence to a difficult world. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she is still here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who is fully aware of the horrors and is here anyway. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Is Still Here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are aware of the horrors and refuse to be defeated by them. The ones whose humor is dark and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately felt personally understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Keeps Showing Up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team is aware of the horrors and appreciates the persistence. The gift that says I see you enduring and I am here too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Mystery Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug is the anchor. The stickers are the chaos. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo work humor art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003ePlease Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do. And more. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/products\/work-humor-sticker-mystery-pack\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eGrab The Work Humor Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Horrors Persist. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThat Is The Whole Point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who are still here somehow. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a phrase that acknowledges both the struggle and the survival. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here, you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50067080446200,"sku":"26935199658485369193","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/the-horrors-persis-but-so-do-I-mug.png?v=1785355490"},{"product_id":"your-email-finds-me-unwell-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Your Email Finds Me Unwell 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eYour email. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eFinds me \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eunwell.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eEvery single one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug that tells the truth about how the inbox is going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend drowning in email. The best friend who has been drafting the honest version of every reply in her head for years. The version of you that has genuinely felt unwell after opening the inbox this morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh at it and agree with it. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie whose inbox is at bankruptcy levels. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with too many emails.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone drowning in email.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite mug for meeting-heavy days.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been unwell about every email since 2020. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that tells the truth about the inbox. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe honest response. The inbox reality. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Only Honest Response To Every Email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eYour email finds me unwell. The reverse of every polite corporate opener ever typed. The honest truth about what your emails are actually doing to her. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly telling the whole inbox exactly how it is landing today. Bold print that says exactly what everyone wishes they could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that tells the truth about the inbox\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone whose inbox has been finding them unwell since Monday. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Whose Inbox Is A Warzone\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have typed I hope this finds you well while barely holding it together. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my whole inbox reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Whose Inbox Is Also A Nightmare\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already understands their email volume situation. The gift that says I know what your inbox looks like and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Honest Response To Every Email. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThat Is The Whole Truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones whose inbox is a source of ongoing pain. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the honest truth about how every email is landing. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50067097288952,"sku":"28775163687614123017","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/your-email-finds-me-unwell.png?v=1785356203"},{"product_id":"please-hesitate-to-reach-out-to-me-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Please Hesitate To Reach Out To Me 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003ePlease hesitate. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eTo reach \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe kindest request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug that flips the corporate closer into the request you have actually been making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has retired from being helpful. The best friend who has been actively discouraging reach outs since 2019. The version of you that has already thought this about at least three emails today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh and agree. Best office mug I own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who is famous in our office for setting boundaries. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with strong opinions about being contacted.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who would prefer to be left alone.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite mug for meeting-heavy days.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been actively discouraging emails since 2019. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that flips the corporate closer. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite request. The corporate flip. The email sign-off you actually mean. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Corporate Sign Off Reversed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003ePlease hesitate to reach out. The corporate email closer flipped on its head. The polite request everyone has been silently making for years. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly discouraging every single ping, email, and Slack message coming your way. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said with maximum professionalism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that flips the corporate closer\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has typed please do not hesitate to reach out through gritted teeth for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Would Prefer Silence\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been typing please do not hesitate to reach out through gritted teeth for years. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is the request I have actually been making.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Whose Boundaries Are Legendary\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already knows to think twice before pinging them. The gift that says I understand your energy management and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Closer Reversed. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Request Has Been Made.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who would like to be reached out to less. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the polite request that everyone has been making silently for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50071687102712,"sku":"18221862038973943379","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/please-hesitate-to-reach-out-to-me-mug.png?v=1785355204"},{"product_id":"daily-shitstorm-survivors-club-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Daily ShitStorm Survivors Club 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eSurvivors \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eclub.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eMembership is automatic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who wake up already knowing what kind of day it will be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been surviving daily shitstorms with humor for years. The best friend who is currently mid-shitstorm as we speak. The version of you that woke up already knowing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself after the week I had and it makes me laugh every single morning. Best gift I have given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been surviving shitstorms since 2020. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite daily uniform.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been in the club since childhood. She said it was the most understood she has felt in years.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that acknowledges the club exists. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe club. The membership. The mug that acknowledges everyone is already in it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Official Uniform Of The Club Nobody Signed Up For.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm survivors club. Membership is automatic. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that acknowledges the club exists\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been in this club since birth. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Founding Member\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been surviving daily shitstorms since well before they had a mug to prove it. The ones whose humor is dark and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately identified as active members.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Same Vibe\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team is quietly all members of the same club. The gift that says I see you in the club meetings and I salute you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. 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Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Club Nobody Applied To. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMeetings Are Every Morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have earned lifetime membership in the club nobody applied to. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the official uniform of the daily shitstorm survivor. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. 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All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50072581865720,"sku":"17765556960580316950","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/daily-shit-storm-survvoris-club.png?v=1785356580"},{"product_id":"full-of-rage-anxiety-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Full Of Rage \u0026 Anxiety 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eFull of rage. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eAnd \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eanxiety.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eTwo personalities. One mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones running on both emotions simultaneously since childhood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been running on rage and anxiety since 2010. The best friend whose humor comes directly from her nervous system. The version of you that woke up already feeling both today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is literally my whole personality on a mug. Bought a second one within a week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose vibe has always been rage plus anxiety. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been running on rage and anxiety since we were kids. She said it was the most accurate gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that acknowledges both emotions. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe diagnosis. The delivery. The mug that speaks fluent both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eTwo Full Emotional States. Perfectly Balanced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm survivors club. Two personalities. One mug. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that acknowledges both emotions\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been operating on both emotions since middle school. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Running On Both\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who wake up already emotionally activated. The ones whose personalities are 50 percent rage and 50 percent anxiety and 100 percent honest about it. The ones who saw this and immediately felt personally understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Feels This Deeply\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already understands their emotional operating system. The gift that says I see you and I understand you completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Two Emotions. Fully Acknowledged. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAnd She Is Not Sorry About It.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones running on rage and anxiety in equal measure. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a diagnosis that finally makes sense. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50072641569016,"sku":"12999316447834304396","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/full-of-rage-and-anxiety-mug.png?v=1785363862"},{"product_id":"emotional-support-coworker-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Emotional Support Coworker  20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eEmotional support. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eCoworker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe real reason work is bearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the person who makes going to work worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been your unofficial therapist for years. The best friend at work who has weathered every reorg with you. The person you Slack the moment anything happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my emotional support coworker of 5 years and they cried a little. Best gift I have ever given at the office.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who is leaving for a new job. They cried when they read it. Perfect goodbye gift for the coworker who kept me sane.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp. Perfect gift for the coworker who has been your therapist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My work bestie loves it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my emotional support coworker for their birthday. They use it every single day and told me it is their favorite thing on their desk.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally says thank you. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe debriefs. The bathroom vents. The lunch runs. Officially recognized. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Coworker Who Doubles As A Therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eWork bestie. That special person who makes work bearable. A coworker you mainly communicate with through eye rolls and sarcasm. The one who always goes out to lunch with you, stashes the best snacks, and is willing to grab coffee. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. The perfect gift to say I would not survive this place without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that finally says thank you\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh cry because they know exactly who they are to you. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Emotional Support Coworker Who Deserves This\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the coworker who has been quietly holding you together. The one who talked you off the ledge in the break room. The one who Slacks you the perfect meme in the middle of a bad meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Actually Listens\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one who has been the quiet reason you have not quit. The gift that says I would not have survived this place without you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eShe Held You Together. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Are Her Favorite Too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that says everything you have been meaning to tell your work bestie for years. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a definition that finally puts it in writing. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, tear up a little, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. 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C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been in customer service for a decade. The best friend who has been rehearsing this exact response for years. The version of you that has definitely thought this today at least twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker in customer service has stopped by my desk to laugh at it. Best mug I have ever bought.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has worked in customer service for 8 years. They screamed when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Angry Kitty is incredible. Perfect mug for anyone in customer service.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right for long service shifts. Handle is comfortable. Angry Kitty is incredible. My favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who has been in customer service for a decade. She uses it every single day and loves the reactions from customers who read it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the customer service response nobody gets to give. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe customer service smile. The internal monologue. Angry Kitty delivering both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Customer Service Response You Wish You Could Give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eHow can I help you fuck off. Featuring Angry Kitty, the beloved UntamedEgo character who has been giving people the look for years. The customer service response you have been rehearsing in your head every day for years. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly telling the room exactly how helpful you are feeling today. Bold print that says exactly what every service worker has been secretly wishing they could say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that delivers the customer service response nobody gets to give\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has said how can I help you today at least 400 times this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend In Customer Service\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have said how can I help you thousands of times through gritted teeth. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. finally. someone said it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker In Customer Service\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already understands the internal monologue. The gift that says I know exactly what you want to say and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Customer Service Response Of The Century. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eHe Is So Happy To Help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug where Angry Kitty delivers the customer service response the world deserves. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the UntamedEgo character everyone knows front and center. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50074134446328,"sku":"90435068558688822989","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/how-can-i-help-you-fuck-off-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785394450"},{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Fuck Around And Find Out 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eFuck around. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eAnd find \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eout.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe universal warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who have made their position on this very clear for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend whose reputation precedes her. The best friend who has been living by this exact philosophy for years. The version of you that has already thought this at least three times today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is literally my whole philosophy on a mug. Bought a second one within a week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose energy is legendary. They laughed so loud when they opened it. Perfect gift for anyone with strong boundaries.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My new favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my brother who has been living by this rule since childhood. He said it was the most accurate gift he had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that issues the warning up front. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eSimple math. Straightforward consequences. Bold delivery. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Warning You Are Not Actually Going To Heed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eFuck around and find out. The most efficient warning ever written. Cause. Effect. Warning. All in five words. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly issuing a friendly reminder to whoever needs it today. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and follows through completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that issues the warning up front\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh out loud. They immediately think of at least three people who have found out the hard way. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Gives The Warning\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose energy makes people think twice. The ones whose humor is bold and confident. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my whole philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Whose Vibe Is Clear\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose team already understands the assignment before they say anything. The gift that says I understand you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Warning Has Been Issued. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eFuck Around. Find Out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones whose warnings are always followed through on. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the most efficient warning ever put on a mug. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50074273480952,"sku":"18131873950577194124","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/fuck-around-and-find-out-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785395198"},{"product_id":"employed-but-at-what-cost-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Employed But At What Cost 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eEmployed. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eBut at what \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003ecost.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe existential daily question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones asking the existential question every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who is questioning her career choices weekly. The best friend who has been asking this question since her first internship. The version of you that has definitely asked this today already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh and question their own life choices. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been asking herself this same question at every 3pm slump. They laughed so hard when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone questioning their career choices.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite existential morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sibling who has been questioning her career choices weekly for years. They use it every single day.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that asks the real question. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe employment status. The existential dread. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Existential Question Asked Every Morning At 8am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eEmployed but at what cost. The exact question everyone has been asking themselves at 3pm on Wednesday for years. Yes. There is a paycheck. But there is also a soul that used to be intact. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging the emotional toll of gainful employment. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said with just the right amount of dramatic flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that asks the real question\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been asking themselves this exact question at every 3pm slump for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Asking The Existential Question\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are technically employed but philosophically exhausted. The ones whose humor is dry and existential in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my whole employment situation summed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Asking The Same Question\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team is asking themselves the same question. The gift that says I understand your relationship with employment and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Existential Question Of Employment. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eShe Asks Every Morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones asking the real question every single morning. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the existential question everyone has been silently asking themselves at every 3pm slump. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50077308289272,"sku":"21230859982347570303","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/employedbutatwhatcost-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785395510"},{"product_id":"dont-be-sad-youre-making-everyone-uncomfortable-20-oz-jumbo-mug-1","title":"Don't Be Sad You're Making Everyone Uncomfortable 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eDon't be sad. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eYou're making everyone \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003euncomfortable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who deeply understand this is a joke and would like to laugh about it now please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who deals with everything through dark humor. The best friend who has been laughing at inappropriate things since 2010. The version of you that has definitely thought this exact sentence about someone this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is my whole coping mechanism on a mug. Bought two more for friends who would get it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend whose dark humor is her whole personality. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite morning mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sibling who has been coping with dark humor since childhood. They said it was the most understood they have felt in years.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that laughs at the absurdity. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe worst advice. The best delivery. The mug that acknowledges both. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Worst Advice Ever Given To A Sad Person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm survivors club. The worst advice ever given. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that laughs at the absurdity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been given every unhelpful piece of advice in the book. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Gets Dark Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who cope with dark humor because that is genuinely how they make it through. The ones whose sense of humor is their whole personality. The ones who saw this and immediately laughed because it is so absurdly bad it loops back to good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Same Dark Humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team is fluent in the same dark humor. The gift that says I know exactly how you cope and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Worst Advice Ever Given. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003ePlease Do Continue To Be Sad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who cope with humor darker than most people can handle. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the worst possible advice delivered with maximum sincerity. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50077486579960,"sku":"43772268574996576718","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dontbesad-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785396342"},{"product_id":"dumpster-fire-response-team-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Dumpster Fire Response Team 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003eDumpster fire. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eResponse \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003eteam.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eReporting for duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones on active dumpster fire duty at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken, we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who is always the one handling the crisis. The best friend who has been putting out fires professionally and personally for years. The version of you that is currently mid-fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker on the response team has stopped by to laugh. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has been handling every crisis at our office for 5 years. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for the person who fixes everything at work.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite response duty mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who is always the first one called when anything goes wrong. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that names the actual team. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double-sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit, we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe team. The uniform. The mug that acknowledges the actual job description. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Official Uniform Of The Real Job Description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eDumpster fire response team. The unofficial team every workplace secretly runs on. The ones who handle every emergency, every meltdown, and every situation that was not supposed to happen. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging your actual role in the organization. Bold print that says exactly what your job description should have said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that names the actual team\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been on active response duty for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Team Captain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been putting out fires at work for years without recognition. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my actual title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker In The Trenches With You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team already knows they are on active response duty. The gift that says I see you handling everything and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Team Every Workplace Runs On. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eReporting For Duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who have been on active response duty since day one. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the team name every workplace secretly runs on. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50077896737016,"sku":"24954105735690185817","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/dumpsterfire-responseteam-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785448356"},{"product_id":"hope-this-email-kills-us-both-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Hope This Email Kills Us Both 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eHope this email. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eKills us \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eboth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eSigned with love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones whose email sign offs have gotten a lot more honest lately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who lives in Outlook and would like to escape. The best friend who has been dying inside every reply all chain for years. The version of you that has genuinely thought this exact sentence today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker trapped in the same email chain has stopped to laugh at it. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been in a reply all chain since 2022. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone trapped in Outlook.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite mug for email-heavy mornings.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who has been dying inside every email exchange since 2019. She uses it every single day and love the reactions.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks for the whole email chain. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite opener flipped into a mutual demise wish. Peak email energy. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Email Opener That Speaks For Both Of Us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eHope this email kills us both. The polite corporate opener taken to its logical unhinged conclusion. Mutual assured destruction. Very professional. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging that yes, this email exchange is destroying both parties equally. Bold print that says exactly what every polite email has been secretly wishing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks for the whole email chain\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been in a 47 email long thread since Monday. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Trapped In The Email Chain\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones stuck in email chains that will not die. The ones whose humor gets darker with every reply all. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. this is what my inbox has been asking for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Sharing The Email Trench\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one who is trapped in the same email chain with you. The gift that says at least we are going down together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Mutual Understanding Sign Off. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAt Least We Go Together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones trapped in email chains they cannot escape. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a sign off that finally acknowledges the mutual demise. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083430990072,"sku":"82077040306397303575","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/hope-this-email-kills-us-both-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785452966"},{"product_id":"just-following-up-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Just Following Up  20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eJust following up. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe definition everyone knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who lives in Outlook. The best friend who has typed just following up while barely holding on. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has definitely used this phrase today already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh at the translation. My whole team wants one now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has typed just following up more times than she can count this year. They laughed so hard when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone in an office job.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who sends just following up emails weekly. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the most iconic email phrase. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite phrase. The actual meaning. The corporate translation you have been waiting for. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Definition Of The Most Passive Aggressive Email Phrase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the most iconic email phrase\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have typed this exact phrase 400 times this quarter. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Sent This Phrase A Thousand Times\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have typed just following up while quietly plotting revenge. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Types This Daily\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose just following up emails have been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I understand what you actually mean and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Meaning This For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083484369144,"sku":"17771076123634929613","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/just-following-up-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785454413"},{"product_id":"lets-circle-back-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Let's Circle Back 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eLet's circle back. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe meeting-ender translated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who spends her life in meetings. The best friend who has been ending conversations with let's circle back since 2018. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has already said this today already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh at the translation. My whole team wants one now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who ends every single meeting with let's circle back. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who lives in meetings.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been ending meetings with let's circle back for a decade. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the meeting escape phrase. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe exit line. The meeting escape hatch. The corporate translation you have been needing. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Definition Of The Meeting Escape Hatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the meeting escape phrase\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have said this in every single meeting this month. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Ends Every Meeting This Way\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have said let's circle back at least three times per meeting for years. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Says This Daily\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose let's circle back has been carrying secret meanings in every meeting for years. The gift that says I understand what you actually mean and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Ending Meetings This Way For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083492823288,"sku":"18645890716716370526","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/letscircleback-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785455368"},{"product_id":"as-stated-below-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"As Stated Below 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eAs stated below. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe reading comprehension check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has typed as stated below more times than she can count. The best friend who has been quietly rereading her own emails to coworkers since 2018. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has already used this phrase today already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh and immediately relate. My whole team wants one now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who has to answer the same question in the same email chain three times a day. They laughed so hard when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone in an email-heavy job.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has typed as stated below a thousand times this year. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the reading comprehension reminder. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite reminder. The reading comprehension check. The corporate translation. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Definition Of The Read The Email Reminder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the reading comprehension reminder\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have typed this in response to at least ten emails this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Been Answering This Question\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have answered the same question fifteen times in the same email chain. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been trying to say.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Types This Daily\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose as stated below emails have been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I understand what you actually mean and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Repeating Yourself For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083492888824,"sku":"15687596661117162077","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/asstatedbelow-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785455532"},{"product_id":"its-okay-to-be-a-saddie-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"It's Okay To Be A Saddie  20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eIt's okay. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eTo be a \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003esaddie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003ePermission granted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who are having a day and are absolutely allowed to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been going through it lately. The best friend who needs to hear that being a saddie is fine actually. The version of you that has definitely needed this permission slip this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself during a rough week and it made me exhale for the first time in days. Best gift I have given myself.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been going through it. They teared up when they read it and said it was exactly what they needed.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite gentle morning reminder.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been having a hard year. She said it was the softest most understanding gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives you permission. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe permission slip. The soft affirmation. The mug that gives you a moment. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Permission Slip You Have Been Waiting For.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eDaily shitstorm survivors club. Permission granted. Attendance is mandatory. The mug is the uniform. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly acknowledging to everyone in the room that you are aware today is going to be like every other day. Bold print that says exactly what needs to be said and requires no further explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives you permission\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They exhale the specific exhale of someone who needed the permission slip. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Needs Permission\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been holding it together for too long. The ones who need reminding that it is genuinely okay to not be okay. The ones who saw this and immediately felt seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Needs The Reminder\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team knows they have been having a week. The gift that says I see you and it is okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003ePermission To Feel Your Feelings. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Permission Slip You Deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones who needed the permission slip. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and a soft reminder that being a saddie is completely okay actually. The kind of gift that makes someone exhale, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083495674104,"sku":"90674165120702756382","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/itsokaytobeasaddie-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785456623"},{"product_id":"nobody-cares-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Nobody Cares 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)\u003cbr\u003e.: Material: durable white ceramic\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083496132856,"sku":"66077942650064606221","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/nobodycares-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785458240"},{"product_id":"have-the-day-you-deserve-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Have The Day You Deserve 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eHave the day. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eYou \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003edeserve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe most polite curse ever written.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that lulls you in and hits you with the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend with the perfect deadpan. The best friend who has been ending arguments with have the day you deserve since 2016. The version of you that has already used this phrase today with full intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. This is my favorite phrase to weaponize. Bought a second one within a week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my best friend who has been ending arguments with this phrase for years. They laughed so hard when they opened it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Would definitely buy again.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. The reveal at the bottom is the whole reason to buy it. My favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Gave this to my sister who has been saying this exact phrase with maximum implication for years. She said it was the most accurate gift she had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that means whatever you want it to. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe blessing. The curse. The choose your own adventure. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Most Polite Way To Say Something Not Polite At All.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eHave a great day. Just kidding go fuck yourself. The most iconic bait and switch ever put on a mug. It starts sincere. It ends honest. Both are somehow correct. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly reminding the room how you actually feel. Bold print that delivers the punchline every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that means whatever you want it to\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has been saying this phrase with maximum implication for years. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend Who Weaponized This Phrase\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have mastered the art of the plausible deniability blessing. The ones whose humor is dry and understated. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly how I have been meaning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Understands The Delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose whole team knows to interpret the tone carefully. The gift that says I understand your delivery and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Vibe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe thrill of not knowing is half the point. A curated pack of bold UntamedEgo art lands at your door and you get to discover what you got.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eBest sellers. Fan favorites. Designs not yet released anywhere else. Save up to 30%. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/vinyl-premium-stickers\/products\/mystery-sticker-bundlle\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab A Mystery Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect add on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Polite Curse Of The Year. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eShe Meant Every Word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that lulls them into a false sense of security. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a punchline that hits every single morning. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh loudly and immediately start using it every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50083503472888,"sku":"32469488861508280572","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/havethedayyoudeserve-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785614423"},{"product_id":"relax-i-have-a-spreadsheet-for-that-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Relax I have A Spreadsheet for that 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eI have a spreadsheet for \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003ethat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eEverything is already tracked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug for the ones who are quietly running the entire company from a spreadsheet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who runs her entire life off a color-coded spreadsheet. The best friend who planned her wedding on a Gantt chart. The version of you that has genuinely made a spreadsheet to compare mugs before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has laughed and immediately agreed. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my project manager who has a spreadsheet for absolutely everything. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone with a color-coded life.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for long meeting days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my sister who planned her whole wedding on a Gantt chart. She said this was the most understood she has ever felt.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she has a system. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe reassurance. The flex. The mug that confirms she has already made a tab for it. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Confidence That Comes With Having A Spreadsheet Ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eExcel-lent at my job. A pun. A performance review. A confident statement of fact. All at the same time. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly informing the entire office that you built the pivot table that runs the department. Bold print that says exactly what the yearly review should have said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that confirms she has a system\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the specific laugh of someone who has already made a spreadsheet to track their favorite mugs. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One With A Tracker For Everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones whose Google Drive is 90 percent spreadsheets and they are proud of it. The ones who make everyone feel calmer just by opening their laptop. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is my whole personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Runs On Spreadsheets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team relies on them to have already tracked it. The gift that says I see your color-coded systems and I bow to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Confidence Of Someone Who Tracks Everything. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eShe Has Already Made The Tracker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that gives the compliment nobody was going to give. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and a message that says exactly what the performance review should have said. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50093923565816,"sku":"20822992378388500393","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/relaxihaveaspreadsheetforthat-Photoroom_1.jpg?v=1785614620"},{"product_id":"ghost-friends-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Ghost Friends 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eGhost friends. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eFor the sweetest \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003esouls.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eA cozy Halloween mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones who love Halloween year round and prefer their ghosts on the friendly side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. 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Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has always been this way. The best friend who casts spells in silence. The version of you that has already thought this exact thing today and needed somewhere to put it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Obsessed. Bought this for myself and it made my whole week. Already ordered two more as Halloween gifts.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Perfect Halloween gift for my best friend. They laughed so loud when they opened it. Sent me photos of it with their coffee the next morning.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is sharp and has not faded after weeks of daily use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right. Handle is comfortable. Feels solid and looks incredible. My new favorite mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for my sibling who has always had strong opinions. They said this was the most them gift they had ever received.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eGhost friends. Fall vibes. Cozy Halloween energy. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Coziest Halloween Mug On The Shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eGhost friends. Cute little ghosties hanging out together like the sweetest coziest Halloween scene. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, and every cozy fall morning wrapped in a sweater. Bold print with a wholesome Halloween scene that makes every sip feel like October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that speaks the truth\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh loudly. They immediately show three people. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Friend With A Witchy Attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who love Halloween year-round and speak their mind constantly. The ones whose humor is dark and honest. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker With The Attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose whole team already understands the assignment. The gift that says I see you completely and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e🎃 Add a little spooky to the haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Coven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Halloween Mystery Sticker Pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eSpooky. Sparkly. Completely unhinged. Horror icons reimagined with an UntamedEgo twist. Rare retired designs. Brand new never-before-released Halloween art. You do not pick. We surprise you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eLimited edition. Once the vault closes it closes forever. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/halloween-stickers\/products\/mystery-unhinged-cute-sticker-pack-funny-glitter-aesthetic-vinyl-stickers-with-sass-and-chaos-for-laptops-and-water-bottles-copy\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eGrab The Halloween Pack\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eGone when the season ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eFor The Witches. 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Spell Has Been Cast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug for the ones whose Halloween is soft and cozy and full of ghost friends. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the sweetest ghosts hanging out on the front. The kind of gift that makes someone smile the specific smile of falling in love with a mug and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50093933822200,"sku":"18536857488175909134","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/ghostfriends-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785620412"},{"product_id":"coordinator-of-the-entire-shit-show-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Coordinator Of The Entire Shit Show 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eCoordinator. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOf the entire shit \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003eshow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe most accurate title yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20 oz mug for the ones actually running the show while everyone else takes credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20 oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20 oz. Glossy finish. Sharp print. Because a standard mug was never going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who coordinates every family event, every group trip, and every project. The best friend who has been coordinating everyone elses lives for years. The version of you that has already been called this today at least twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past my desk has stopped to laugh and immediately agree. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my project manager as a birthday gift. They laughed so loud the whole office heard. Perfect gift for anyone coordinating the chaos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print has held up through weeks of daily office use.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20 oz is exactly right for coordination-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has been unofficially coordinating our entire department for years. They use it every single day.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives credit where it is due. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20 oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe role. The reality. The mug that finally names the job. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Title That Actually Fits The Job Description.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCoordinator of the entire shit show. The title on the mug will always beat the title on the org chart. The ones actually coordinating know what they do. A full 20 oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle for the coffee that fuels the actual coordination. Perfect for the office, the home office, or wherever the shit show is being coordinated today. Bold print that finally names the job correctly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that gives credit where it is due\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read it. They laugh the tired laugh of someone who is currently coordinating four separate shit shows. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Coordinating It All\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who are actually coordinating the entire operation. The ones whose calendars are a mosaic of everyone elses meetings. The ones who saw this and thought yes. finally. accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Coordinates Everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk needs this. The one whose team knows they are the reason nothing has completely fallen apart yet. The gift that says I see everything you coordinate and I appreciate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Title That Finally Fits. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Coordinating For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that finally gives credit where it is due. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20 oz of coffee capacity and the most accurate job title yet. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh, feel deeply seen, and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;padding:8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;color:#cccccc;margin:0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50093940179192,"sku":"30422282315656968225","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/coordinator-of-the-entire-shit_show-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785618954"},{"product_id":"please-advise-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Please Advise 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #333333; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 8px; font-weight: 500; font-style: italic; text-align: center;\"\u003ePlease advise. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.2; letter-spacing: .01em; text-transform: uppercase; font-style: normal; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe passive escalation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #888888; margin: 0 0 20px; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 12px; padding: 14px 16px; width: 100%;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .09em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #111111; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has been sending please advise emails for years. The best friend who has been politely demanding answers since 2015. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has already used this phrase today with maximum implication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 16px; overflow: hidden; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; background: #111111; border-collapse: collapse;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .03em; color: #ffffff; text-transform: uppercase; line-height: 1.2; display: block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; color: #ffffff; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase; word-break: keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders · 6,000+ Reviews \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh and immediately relate. My whole team wants one now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who sends please advise emails when she has been ignored for two weeks. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who has been chasing answers via email.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px; border-bottom: 1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px; letter-spacing: 2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #111111; line-height: 1.5; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has typed please advise a thousand times this year while quietly plotting revenge. They use it every single day.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #888888; margin: 0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border-top: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; padding: 14px 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; font-weight: 800; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the polite demand. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .08em; margin: 0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fafafa; border: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #e0e0e0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ 4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #f0f0f0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #ff4fa3; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: bold; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 16px 0 20px; text-align: center; letter-spacing: .04em; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite reminder. The passive escalation. The corporate translation. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.2; margin: 0 0 14px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eThe Definition Of The Polite Escalation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; line-height: 1.8; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the polite demand\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have typed please advise in at least ten emails this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Has Been Chasing Answers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have been politely demanding answers from unresponsive people for years. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Who Has Been Chasing You Too\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose please advise has been carrying urgency and rage in equal measure for years. The gift that says I know what your polite ask actually means and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ffffff; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #dddddd; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 800; color: #ff4fa3; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; margin: 0 0 16px; text-align: center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #111111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 22px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 20px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.25; margin: 0 0 12px; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 6px; text-align: center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #ffffff; line-height: 1.7; margin: 0 0 18px; text-align: center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display: inline-block; background: #ff4fa3; color: #ffffff; font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .08em; text-transform: uppercase; text-decoration: none; padding: 14px 32px; border-radius: 999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; color: #888888; margin: 0; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 10px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 1.5px solid #f0f0f0; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; border-bottom: 1px solid #fafafa; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13.5px; color: #111111; padding: 6px 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500; margin: 0;\"\u003e✦ Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #fff0f7; border: 1.5px solid #ffd6eb; border-radius: 16px; padding: 20px 16px; margin: 0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .1em; color: #ff4fa3; margin: 0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 24px; font-weight: 900; letter-spacing: .02em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 4px; line-height: 1.1; text-transform: uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Chasing Answers This Way For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0 0 16px; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. The kind of gift that makes someone laugh out loud and immediately start using it every single morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eCarried in 200+ boutiques nationwide\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eStarted in a kitchen. Now in 200+ boutiques. Still made with the same intention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse; border-top: 1px solid #ffd6eb;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 8px 12px 0; vertical-align: top; width: 16px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"width: 7px; height: 7px; border-radius: 50%; background: #ff4fa3; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 12px 0; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 12px; font-weight: 900; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: .06em; color: #111111; margin: 0 0 2px;\"\u003eNot for everyone. Never meant to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 13px; color: #333333; margin: 0; line-height: 1.5; font-weight: 500;\"\u003eBut if you are here you already know this one is yours. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Footer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; padding: 8px 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 11px; color: #cccccc; margin: 0;\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved. ● Tag us @untamedego\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ White","offer_id":50093942341880,"sku":"18945132076401167306","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2169\/8635\/files\/please-advise-mug-Photoroom.jpg?v=1785619636"},{"product_id":"kind-regards-20-oz-jumbo-mug","title":"Kind Regards 20 oz Jumbo Mug","description":"\u003c!-- UNTAMEDEGO — GHOST FRIENDS MUG TEMPLATE --\u003e\n\u003c!-- Cmd+A to select all, Cmd+C to copy, paste into Shopify HTML editor --\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Caption --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;color:#333333;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 8px;font-weight:500;font-style:italic;text-align:center;\"\u003eKind regards. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Hook --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eOfficially \u003cspan style=\"color:#ff4fa3;\"\u003etranslated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.2;letter-spacing:.01em;text-transform:uppercase;font-style:normal;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe sign off translated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Subhead --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#888888;margin:0 0 20px;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe 20oz mug that translates every corporate email into what it actually means.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Feature grid --\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctbody\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDurable White Ceramic + C-Shaped Handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eSolid white ceramic that holds up to daily use. C-shaped easy-grip handle that actually fits comfortably in your hand. Built for real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e15oz Only\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eA full 20oz. Because 15oz was never going to cut it and everyone here already knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eJumbo 20oz Capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eGlossy finish. Sharp print. Built to survive the exact amount of coffee she needs every morning without question.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eDouble Sided Print\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe message reads no matter which hand she uses. Nobody misses it. That is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003ePackaged Safely + Insured Shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eEvery mug ships wrapped and protected. If it arrives broken we replace it at no cost. No forms. No hoops. Just email us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd style=\"padding:8px 0;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003ctr\u003e\n      \u003ctd style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:12px;padding:14px 16px;width:100%;\"\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.09em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eGift It. Or Treat Yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#111111;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the friend who has typed kind regards more times than she can count. The best friend who has been ending every email with kind regards while thinking anything but. The coworker who deserves this exact translation on their desk. The version of you that has already ended three emails with this today already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/td\u003e\n    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Reviews --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;background:#111111;border-collapse:collapse;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:16px 16px 6px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:18px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.03em;color:#ffffff;text-transform:uppercase;line-height:1.2;display:block;\"\u003eThe Mug Speaks For Itself\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:0 16px 14px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;color:#ffffff;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;word-break:keep-all;\"\u003e300,000+ Orders  ·  6,000+ Reviews   \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Bought this for myself and every coworker who has walked past has stopped to laugh and immediately relate. My whole team wants one now.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eAshley K. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my coworker who ends every single email with kind regards even when she is furious. They laughed so hard when they opened it. Perfect gift.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eSarah M. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Solid quality. Holds heat well. Print is bold and clear. Perfect for anyone who sends emails for a living.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eJamie R. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;border-bottom:1px solid #f8f8f8;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"20oz is exactly right for meeting-heavy days. Handle is comfortable. Bold clear print. My favorite office mug.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eTara N. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;letter-spacing:2px;\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:700;color:#111111;line-height:1.5;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003e\"Got this for my work bestie who has typed kind regards a thousand times this year. They use it every single day and get compliments constantly.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;color:#888888;margin:0;\"\u003eKristin P. · verified buyer\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border-top:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;padding:14px 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the professional sign off. Every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;margin:0;\"\u003eBold design. Real quality. She is not sugar and spice. Never was.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Mug Details --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fafafa;border:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #e0e0e0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eMug Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Durable white ceramic\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  20oz jumbo capacity\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Double sided print\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  4.62\" (H) x 3.37\" (W)\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Glossy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Dishwasher safe and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Packaged safely with insured shipping\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  If broken in transit we replace it at no cost\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #f0f0f0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#ff4fa3;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:700;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Questions? Email us at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand voice break --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;font-weight:700;color:#ff4fa3;margin:16px 0 20px;text-align:center;letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe polite reminder. The sign off translated. The corporate translation. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Built Different --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003eNot The Kind That Sits In The Back Of The Cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.2;margin:0 0 14px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eThe Definition Of The Most Overused Sign Off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;line-height:1.8;margin:0 0 16px;\"\u003eCorporate email lingo translated. Per my last email. Just circling back. Bumping this up. Every polite phrase paired with what it actually means. A full 20oz of durable white ceramic with a C-shaped easy-grip handle. Perfect for coffee, tea, and quietly educating everyone in the meeting about what your emails have really been saying. Bold print packed with the corporate translations every office worker needs on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eThe mug that defines the professional sign off\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThey open the box. They read the definition. They laugh out loud because they have typed kind regards at least fifty times this week. It becomes their favorite mug within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The One Who Types This Fifty Times A Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eFor the ones who have typed kind regards at the end of every email since the dawn of time. The ones whose humor is dry and honest in equal measure. The ones who saw this and immediately thought yes. that is exactly what I have been meaning by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eFor The Coworker Whose Kind Regards Is Legendary\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThe one whose desk absolutely needs this. The one whose kind regards has been carrying secret meanings for years. The gift that says I know what your sign off actually means and I approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width:100%;border-collapse:collapse;border-top:1px solid #333333;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 8px 12px 0;vertical-align:top;width:16px;\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"width:7px;height:7px;border-radius:50%;background:#ff4fa3;margin-top:4px;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"padding:12px 0;vertical-align:top;\"\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 2px;\"\u003eOr Just Treat Yourself\u003c\/p\u003e\n          \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#dddddd;margin:0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;\"\u003eYou already know you deserve it. Add it to cart. Nobody has to know it was for you. Treat yo self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Halloween Sticker Collection Cross-sell --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:12px;font-weight:800;color:#ff4fa3;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;margin:0 0 16px;text-align:center;\"\u003e☕ Pair it with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#111111;border-radius:16px;padding:22px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;text-align:center;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 8px;\"\u003eComplete The Desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:20px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.25;margin:0 0 12px;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eAdd The Work Humor Sticker Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 6px;text-align:center;\"\u003eThe mug says one thing. The stickers say everything else. Please Hesitate To Reach Out. Dumpster Fire Response Team. I Hope This Email Finds You Before I Do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#ffffff;line-height:1.7;margin:0 0 18px;text-align:center;\"\u003eHolographic vinyl. Waterproof. Built for laptops, water bottles, and every surface HR technically cannot regulate. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:center;margin:0 0 12px;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.untamedego.com\/collections\/work-humor-stickers\" style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ff4fa3;color:#ffffff;font-size:12px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.08em;text-transform:uppercase;text-decoration:none;padding:14px 32px;border-radius:999px;\"\u003eShop Work Humor Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:800;color:#888888;margin:0;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;\"\u003eThe perfect desk companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Guarantee --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#ffffff;border:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;border-radius:12px;padding:16px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.06em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 10px;padding-bottom:8px;border-bottom:1.5px solid #f0f0f0;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eWe've Got You\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Every order is backed. We fix it, no forms, no hoops, no questions asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Real humans at customercare@untamedego.com. We respond within 24 to 48 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;border-bottom:1px solid #fafafa;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13.5px;color:#111111;padding:6px 0;line-height:1.5;font-weight:500;margin:0;\"\u003e✦  Woman-owned, independently run. Every order goes directly toward more bold art in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- Brand Closer --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#fff0f7;border:1.5px solid #ffd6eb;border-radius:16px;padding:20px 16px;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:11px;font-weight:900;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;color:#ff4fa3;margin:0 0 4px;\"\u003eThe Corporate Translation Was Overdue. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:24px;font-weight:900;letter-spacing:.02em;color:#111111;margin:0 0 4px;line-height:1.1;text-transform:uppercase;\"\u003eYou Have Been Signing Off This Way For Years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size:13px;color:#333333;margin:0 0 16px;font-weight:500;\"\u003eThis is the mug that translates the whole inbox. Solid white ceramic. Grippable handle. A full 20oz of coffee capacity and the translations every office worker has been mentally noting for years. 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