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Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

Your Package Has Arrived Extra Naughty Pop Up Greeting Card

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Colleen

I ordered 8 cards and they are amazing quality. I cannot say enough about this small business. The customer service is absolutely outstanding and the products are absolutely hilarious! I would have absolutely no hesitation in ordering again.

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Abby M
You’re kidding….

This thing is amazing! I gifted it to a friend that collects pop-up books….and it’s safe to say, this was the ULTIMATE pop-up surprise! The quality is unreal, and it’s just so funny!!! Easily the best card I’ve ever given!
Literally….re”dick”ulous!!!! Love it!

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Aubrey D
Best. Card. Ever!

Perfect!

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Luci
For Your Favorite Friends

This card was the perfect birthday card. I was on the phone with my friend when she opened it and the absolute hysterics were perfect. The card is great quality and the humor is perfection.

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Kevin
Dick Tastic

This naughty card warmed my heart as well as my cock. The black man meat squirting a load was especially satisfying. I sent this card to my sister for her birthday I knew she would get a kick out of a BBC.

Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your  Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  



What's Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed design that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up .

Please keep in mind that color many vary due to different monitor contrast.

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